Batfamily x Reader Oneshots

Cooking With Y/N

A/N: Hello all! 

I present to you..... A one of a kind Oneshot

Cooking....... With Y/N

Prepare yourselves for this monstrosity of chaos

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3rd POV:

"Gather around everyone for a once in a lifetime event. Cooking with me!" Y/N announces. 

"This isn't going to end well is it?" Duke asks, a questioning gaze watching Y/N. 

Cass shakes her head no. Y/N just had to make sure when everyone was over to do this. By everyone, EVERYONE is here. Y/n had somehow managed to get everyone in the manor at the same time.

Don't ask how. Nobody knows how she had managed to pull it off. Not even Bruce, & he owns the manor.

"I believe it is time to put this kitchen to good use, we shall have a cooking competition. We will split up into 4 teams randomly. I'm your host Y/N & here are your judges for tonight," Y/N explains.

"First up...please welcome......Mr. Alfred Pennyworth! Following Mr. Pennyworth is Ms. Kate Kane! Last up is the dark, brooding man.....Mr. Bruce Wayne," Y/N adds.

The 3 'judges' walk in with the same expression. Concern. They all awkwardly sit down at the kitchen table as all the attention is turned to Y/N. Y/N then begins to announce, 

"Perfect! Now the teams have been made. Team 1.... Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas. Team 2 is Jason & Damian. Team 3 the lovebirds - Tim & Stephanie. Lastly team 4, Barbara & Cass. Please group up with your team."

Everyone gets together with their partners. The majority seem satisfied with their teammates but one that shall remain unknown. (Can you guess who?) 

"Alright let's get started. All of the teams will be give 1 hour & 30 min. to complete any dish they wish to. Your time, starts now," Y/N announces, yelling in excitement. 

"So judges - based on seeing the contestants, which team do you think will win?" Y/N asks, appearing across from the judges with a microphone.

"To be honest, none. The most promising team looks like Barbara & Cass but the other teams can easily cause a fire in the kitchen while attempting something so simple," Kate explains, watching the contestants.

The other judges nod in agreement as there answer. Not surprising at all from the brooding bat but from Alfred, a little concerning. But it's fine. 

The chaos in the kitchen has begun. Screams & shouts have already sprouted from teams as they attempt to get all of the necessary items for there dish. Some dishes seem a lot more questionable than others. 

Y/n walks up to team 1 first with her microphone in hand, ready to question.

"So team 1. What dish do you plan on making the judges tonight?" 

"Ah. So we are making a Chicken Parmesan served on some Alfredo pasta. For the side we are doing some garlic knots," Duke explains, as Dick is scrambling for ingredients. 

"Sounds delicious. Can't wait!" Y/N squeals, running over to team 2. 

"Team 2. What dish are you making for the judges?" 

"Tch. Obviously were going to do a Chicken Tikka Masala served with white rice -" Damian starts but is interrupted by Jason.

"You better know how to cook this demon. Were not losing to everyone because you don't know how to cook this," Jason states, a dead stare as he brings over the ingredients.