Batfamily x Reader Oneshots

You Can Keep Her

A/N: Whaaattt uppp? Does anyone ever have too many ideas at once to write & you can never figure out which one to do first so you have a million things open for them? No? Just me? 

As always, I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR THIS PICTURE!

(I don't know which this one would be under so we'll just go with it's a batsis!reader)

KEY:

Y/S/N: Your Superhero Name

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Y/S/N's POV:

There are days that I love patrol...There are days that I hate patrol.. but most importantly there are days that are just plain weird. 

Tonight was the night where it was just plain weird. Not even going to sugarcoat it. 

~Earlier that evening~

'12:00 a.m' the watch says. I sigh in exhaustion before trudging down in the alleyway by an abandoned warehouse. 

Is it the smartest idea? Absolutely not. 

Do I care? Not one bit.

A pair of footsteps behind me catch my attention as I continue to walk down the alley. It seems like there trying to not get caught but don't care if they do at the same time. Weird. I glance behind my shoulder just in time to hear a psychotic laugh before everything goes black. 

~Mini time skip brought to you by the dark knight~

My eyes flutter open after I don't know how long before fully focusing on the figure in front of me. A tall slim figure wearing a bright purple suit with slicked back green hair. The joker. 

A wide grin shows on my face making his smile drop instantly. His head tilts to the side before leaning forward to me. I try to move closer but my body is held down to the chair with binds & ropes. 

He notices how I try & inch closer to him so he moves back hastily. I raise an eyebrow at his action but he returns the gesture with one of his own. 

"My my. Haven't you grown up since the last time I saw you Y/S/N. How long has it been since we last saw each other my dear?" He asks, watching me carefully.

I pretend to think before grinning like the Cheshire cat. I lean back in my chair trying to get comfortable before speaking once again. 

"Come to think of it Joker, it has been a long time. We can think of this as a reunion! Two insane people just chilling in the middle of the night - IN A WAREHOUSE! How much fun is that?" I say, letting the tiredness take over. 

His face just contorts into one of pure confusion & horrified...'what an odd expression.' 

"Yes - it has been a long time. But I'm afraid will have to cut the reunion short if I want my plan to continue as planned," He responds. 

"OOOOOHHH!! What's the plan this time? Torture until Batman shows up? Interrogating for information? Capturing more bats before luring the big one out? Maybe shooting for the Justice League's involvement? Trying to get Harley to come back to ya? The list could go on man," I state, rambling off into the empty, silent warehouse. 

Joker pauses in his strutting back & forth motion & looks at me once again with pure distaste & regret. Poor thing really didn't think this plan out - especially the capturing me part because I've been told I'm quite the handful at times. BUT I'M 21! A GROWN WOMAN!