RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

S1E18

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S1E18: SPF 0

"SPF 0" appeared on the screen.

"Is that a sunscreen ref- guys I can't hear myself talk over the sound of your humming." Jaune said slightly annoyed.

"What?" Yang asked, offended.

"It's catchy." Ruby said.

"I like it." Nora said.

"I- I like it too, I wonder if I can learn to play it." Jaune said, grabbing his guitar.

"Not now lover boy, play the episode." Yang said. Jaune blushed but complied.

The scene opened to show Church Tucker and Caboose standing over Church's dead body.

Church: "I am not happy about this."

Caboose: "I have an idea.... I have an idea!"

Tucker: "Yeah, we heard you the first time, Caboose, we were just ignoring you."

Caboose: "Since you possessed that red guy, and took control of him , why don't you just possess your own body?"

"Yeah! Why doesn't he just do that?" Ruby said, confused.

Church: "Oh I see, so that way I would be living inside of my own dead body."

"Oh, gross." Ruby said. Yang laughed.

Caboose: "Yes."

Church: "Unable to move, just, laying there, rotting in the sun for all eternity."

Caboose: " Yes ."

Church: "Okay Caboose, I'll be sure to get right on that."

Caboose: "I think you are a mean ghost."

Tucker: "Dude, you really stink."

Church: "What?"

Tucker: "Your body , it stinks."

"That's why you bury it, or cremate it." Weiss said. "Not to mention doing it simply out of respect."

Church: "Tucker, the first chance we get, you are going to bury my body."

Tucker: "Quit your bitching, nothing's going to happen to it."

Church: "It's a freaking indignity! My body fought hard for this army, and it deserves to be laid to rest."

"He has terrible friends." Ruby said.

"I don't think they are friends." Ren said.

Tucker: "Get over it, you're already dead. What's the worst that could happen now?"

Caboose: "Hey, Church, look, birds! Why are they flying around in circles?"

"Vultures, wow." Jaune said. "How are they gonna eat him through all that armor?"