S4E76

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S4E76- Two For One

"Two For One" appeared on the screen with the theme.

All eight hummed the theme.

Fade in to Doc walking up to Andy, Church and Caboose far from Blue Base

Tucker: "(off in the distance) Oh God... I think it's coming back up. BLAHGH!"

"I recognize these symptoms from somewhere, but it's weird Tucker has them." Jaune commented.

"What are they for?" Ruby asked.

Jaune waved a hand. "It's nothing never mind."

Doc: "Okay everybody, I'm gonna give Tucker his physical now. Would either of you like to assist?"

O'Malley: "That's just a fancy way of saying "hold the vomit bucket," huhuhuhuheuw."

"That is never fun." Jaune commented thinking of the times he had to do it for his mom when she was pregnant with his younger sisters.

Church: "Uh, sorry I'm busy."

Doc: "Caboose?"

Caboose: "I can't."

Doc: "Well why not?"

Caboose: "Oh, because uh, I am allergic to things that I don't want to do. (cough cough cough), coughing."

Yang started laughing. "I'm allergic to things I don't want to do too."

Nora put a hand to her chin. "Ren! Is that why I get allergies?"

Ren sighed. "No."

"I'm going to stop doing homework." Yang smirked. "It makes me sick."

Ruby laughed. "Me too."

Weiss groaned. "You two are not allergic, and if you don't do your homework I will make you." Weiss threatened.

Doc: "Ohokay, just more fun for me."

Cut to Sarge watching Doc depart to the base through the sniper rifle

Sarge: "Well, you won't believe this, it looks like the Blues have teamed up with O'Malley. Those dirty backstabbers!"

Grif: "Our enemies teamed up with our enemy. How is that a backstab?"

"That is technically true but... they stopped fighting?" Weiss commented.

"Yeah I thought they teamed up." Jaune said.

"Never! To the death!" Nora yelled.

Sarge: "Exactly! No good two-timers! Alright men, let's get in there and acquire that exploding translater thing so we can figure out what Lopez is saying."

Lopez: "No mas va estar decepcionado."

Caption: You're just going to be disappointed.

"Orders like do better and try harder to win are vital." Blake said sarcastically.

"When I become queen of the Toon I will order everyone to do better and I expect you to follow it!" Nora shouted.

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