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S2E33- An Audience of Dumb
"An Audience of Dumb" appeared on the screen with the theme music.
"An Audience of Dumb, funny title." Jaune commented.
"Probably referencing Caboose's mental images of everyone else." Ren explained.
The scene opened to show Tucker in Sheila is advancing on the red base, with Lopez running along
Tucker: "Ah, Sheila, we have To slow down or we're gonna run in to that jeep!"
Sheila: "Please, take evasive action. Please, take evasive action."
"I thought she could drive herself." Ruby said disappointed.
"Still hot and bothered over weaponry." Yang said sighing.
Ruby blushed. "No I'm not!"
Tucker: "You take evasive action. Hey Lopez, help me out, can't you talk to her?"
Lopez: "Perdóneme, pero no puedo hablar con mujeres bella."
Caption: I'm sorry. I'm not good at talking to beautiful women.
Lopez: "Porque sudo."
Caption: I get sweaty.
"Can robots sweat?" Jaune asked.
Ruby thought about all her time with Penny. "No." She answered.
"Ruby you act like you're an expert on robots." Weiss said. "What makes you so qualified.
"Uhhhhhh, nothing." Ruby said.
"Ruby, something has been bugging you, I noticed a while ago. It's so easy to tell when you're hiding something." Yang said.
"Wh- what? Spfft no it's not! And and I'm not hiding anything." Ruby said awkwardly.
Everyone groaned, sighed, or a combination of the two. Yang leaned over to Blake, "My big sister instincts are telling me to drop it, but gaww it's so cute watching her try to hide something! the little rascal."
Cut to Donut and Grif huddling behind the jeep for warmth (hiding from the tank)
Donut: "Well old buddy, it looks like this is the end for us. Since we're gonna die anyway, there's only one thing left for us to do. Grif-"
Yang held her breath.
Grif: "If you actually suggest what I think you're about to suggest, I'll just have to kill myself."
Donut: "Let's make a break for it!"
"Awe I thought he was going to say something else." Yang said disappointed.
"How sad for you." Blake said sarcastically.
Grif: "(sigh of relief) In that case let's go on three. That's worked well for me in the past."
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