RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

S2E34

Author's Note:

So by the way, something very annoying about Red Vs Blue. The older episodes have some extra lines and the newer versions have extra lines. So basically what I'm doing is going by the transcripts which are of the old episodes, but then I watch the remastered ones and put in the extra lines if there are any. I think this only happens with seasons 1-5 but eh its actually pretty cool seeing the different lines, its rare when there are differences but mostly its at the end of the episodes.

For example, at the end of last episode the newer remastered episode ended after Church asks where Tex went. But the older episode had the whole fading to black "a girl named Tex" song playing then after it finished the beeping church panicking and showing Doc.

If you want to see the older version just look up "Red vs Blue episode 33" don't click on the one posted by RT click on one of the others, MartyFarty92 and SachiraEvolution posted some of the old episodes on their Youtubes.

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S2E34- Aftermath, Before Biology

" Aftermath, Before Biology" appeared on the screen with the theme music.

Yang started to hum the theme with the others before she started giggling uncontrollably, the giggling turned into hysterical laughter seconds later.

"What's so funny?" Pyrrha asked confused.

Ruby sighed and pointed at the screen. "Aftermath, Before Biology." Ruby read simply.

"I don't-"

"It's a bad pun Pyrrha." Ruby explained. Everyone groaned.

Yang was taking in deep breaths trying to calm herself. Ruby and Weiss groaned while waiting on Yang.

"Was it really that funny?" Pyrrha asked, still confused.

"No." Ruby, Weiss, and Blake answered.

The scene opened to show the camera Panning view of the sky, Blue Command on the radio. Camera pans and eventually zooms in on a cave

Vic: "Hello, dude, come in, doctor dude, are you there, hello. Paaaaging doctor dude, to the radio, stat! I need twenty ccs of what the hell's going on there dude."

Doc: "(moan) What happened?"

Vic: "Hey, you tell me dude. One minute we're talking about a hole in the wall, the next thing I know you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a lozenge. Threatened to eat my children.... not very cool, dude."

"O'Malley." Ren mumbled.

Doc: "Geeze, did I really? I'm sorry, something went wrong with my radio, and I heard this weird, beeping, honking."

Vic: "Hey, no offense taken, dude, don't got any kids anyway."

Doc: "What?"

Vic: "Old Vic's been through the snip and stitch."

"Snip and stitch?" Ruby asked.

"Vasectomy." Yang explained.

"Oh." Ruby replied.

"Do you need someone to-" Pyrrha started.

"No I'm not a little kid." Ruby said quickly.