RWBY and JNPR Watch the Blood Gulch Chronicles

S2E32

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S2E32- Me, Myself and You

"Me, Myself and You" appeared on the screen with the usual theme song.

The usual four hummed the theme again.

The scene opened to show Church, Tex, Mental Tucker, and Mental Caboose inside Caboose's mind

Mental Caboose: "I see. So you're from the outside. That's where the other is from as well."

"Wow he actually sounds smart in here." Weiss said.

Church: "The other... wait, you mean O'Malley? Have you seen him?"

Mental Church: "(high pitched voice) Of course he's seen him you idiot ! You think Mister Caboose would miss something like that you skeezy douchebag fuck?"

"I've never heard Dad curse so much." Ruby said surprised.

"It just sounds like your dad, it's not actually him." Weiss said.

"I know I know, it's just that he sounds exactly like him." Ruby explained.

"Caboose's mental image of Church is pretty weird." Jaune said.

"It's pretty funny." Yang said chuckling.

Mental Caboose: "I-"

Church: "Hold on a second. Who the hell are you?"

Mental Church: "My name is Church, buttwiping assmunch."

"I'm learning so many new words!" Nora said happily.

"Nora!" Ren scolded.

"Don't worry Nora, I'm learning a lot too!" Yang said equally as happy.

"What has this show done." Blake said with her head in her hands.

Church: "This guy's kind of an asshole."

Tex: "Yeah, we've met."

Mental Church: "And I'm Caboose's best friend, so don't get any ideas about kissing up you limp licking fuck sock!"

Yang and Nora started laughing. "Fuck sock." Nora said in between laughs.

Church: "Okay. There's a lot of stuff in that sentence, that I didn't like."

Tex: "Just play along, Church. We're gonna need these guys if we're gonna find O'Malley."

Mental Tucker: "I'm gonna go look for girls."( runs off)

"Well Tucker seems pretty accurate." Pyrrha commented to some laughs.

Church: "Fine, (under breath) whatever."

Mental Caboose: "If you want to find O'Malley, I suggest we talk to the reds first. He tried to recruit them against me early on."

Church: "The reds... the reds are in here?"

Fade to Grif and Donut behind the tipped-over Warthog

Grif: "Well are you sure you left the part in there?"