S3E48

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S3E48- Heavy Metal

"Heavy Metal" appeared on the screen with the theme music.

"I don't like Heavy metal." Ruby commented.

"Me neither." Jaune said.

"I can't stand the one guy screaming over the sound of the music." Yang added.

"It sounds ridiculous." Weiss said.

"Some Heavy metal is good but if they have screamo it's terrible." Blake said.

"I didn't think you would like heavy metal." Yang said.

"I don't, I just listened to all kinds of music to find what I liked." Blake explained.

"I thought the screaming was only for death metal?" Nora asked. "Is it Ren?"

"I don't know, rock is my least favorite kind of music." Ren explained.

"It's the best kind." Yang said. "Besides dubstep."

Sarge talking to various dirtbags

Sarge: "Okay, listen up dirtbags. If we're gonna invade this fortress, we need a good gameplan. I have got two options we can use."

"I wonder if his plans are as good as ours." Ruby said to Jaune.

"Maybe, I wonder if he thought of things we didn't even consider." Jaune said.

Cut to a black and white re-enactment of Sarge's plan

Sarge: "Number one, we all run straight at the base in a single file line, screaming at the top of our lungs. The enemy will be so flabbergasted, by the time they have a chance to regroup, we'll already be inside."

"Well we definitely didn't think of that." Ruby said laughing.

"That plan would be terrible," Jaune said laughing with the others. "They would be shot at immediately and in a single file line they'll get mowed down."

Cut back to Sarge and the dirtbags

Tucker: "Oh yeah right, they're not gonna get surprised, they're just gonna start mowing us down."

"See?" Jaune said.

Sarge: "That's the inherent beauty of the single file line. They can only kill the person in front. So if we order from least important to most important, with Tucker being in the front and me being in the back, then we just might make it through ."

"I'm surprised Grif isn't first." Yang said.

"Me too, Sarge hates Grif." Weiss added.

Simmons: "Don't you think Caboose should be in the back, since he's the one carrying the bomb?"

"That's true." Blake said.

"Sarge probably put himself in the back to save himself." Ren said.

Sarge: "Nope, Caboose is in front of me. We need someone in back who can objectively evaluate how the plan is working."

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