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S5E88- Spelunked
"Spelunked" appeared on the screen with the theme.
"What's Spelunked?" Nora asked.
"Spelunking, it's exploring caves." Ren answered.
Jaune and Pyrrha chuckled, remembering the time they explored a cave.
Fade in to Sarge in the cavern
Sarge: "Yeaow, what in the..."
"Wow the cavern is really big." Jaune commented. "It's like Mountain Glenn." Ruby added.
Sarge: "stupid Grif and Simmons. Can't even build a regulation grave! What did we run all those drills for? So, this is the afterlife, huh?"
Ren got out his notebook.
Sarge: "Heh. Not too impressive if you ask me. This place is a wreck! Who's in charge here, anyway? Need to get me a couple o' Marine Angels, get this place spic 'n' span in no time. You know now that I think about it, I don't seem to remember much about underground caves in the Bible."
"So the bible is their book." Ren mumbled.
Sarge: "Not even that new Bible they rewrote in twenty-forty."
"2040, new bible." Ren mumbled.
"Why would they need a new book?" Pyrrha asked.
"When peoples opinions and laws change so does the religion, most of the time. Usually only if the people in power are using the religion to unite and keep order." Ren shrugged.
Pyrrha nodded.
Sarge: "with that big chase scene and that weird cameo by Ben Stiller. That guy's a nut."
Ren sighed, "Actually I think the rewritten bible was a joke."
Sarge: "Wait a minute afterlife!? Underground cave!? What if this isn't Heaven! What if it's... noh, it couldn't be. Could it?"
"Heaven and Hell." Ren mumbled, "So they believe that Hell is underground. Probably if you do what the religion doesn't like you go to hell and if you do what the religion does like you go to heaven."
"You sound so cynical." Weiss commented. Ren just shrugged, "Just using what I know."
Donut: "Oh hey Sarge. What're you doin' down here?"
Sarge: " It is! Oh, it is."
Yang, Weiss, and Blake laughed.
"If he really thought it was Hell it would be Grif and not Donut." Jaune laughed.
"Unless he likes tormenting Grif." Blake pointed out.
Cut to Caboose, Tucker and Church watching Tex and Sister from afar
Church: "Oh man, this is not gonna work out well for us."
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FanfictionWhat happens when a mysterious file called "Red vs Blue" is downloaded onto Jaune's scroll? Teams RWBY and JNPR watch Red Vs Blue. Realistic reactions from the characters. I DO NOT OWN RVB OR RWBY. Reposted from the FFN story started years ago.
