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Meat Your Maker

Benson, Pops, and Skips are in the kitchen of the house. "Everyone ready for the barbecue? How's everything coming, Pops?" Benson asked. "I've been making pies all morning!" He laughs and brings out the pies. "Skips?" Benson asked. "I made Chilli." He replied. "Well I have a little surprise. I was getting excited for the annual barbecue so in addition for putting on this shirt,"

heHe is wearing a red shirt with white flowers. "I splurged on some Super Extra Premium Grade A Hot Dogs." He said. "Oh, it's been a while since I had a grilled meat link." Pops said. "So where'd you get them?" Skips asked. "I got them online. I spared no expense, I even paid extra for overnight shipping." Benson said. "So where are they? Let's throw those babies on the grill." Skips said. "I gave them to Rigby." Benson said. "Huh?" Skips asked. "Oh, are (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby grilling already?" Pops asked. "No, no, I just told them to bring them outside. I definitely told them NOT to grill the hot dogs." Benson said.

At the picnic area, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are standing around, with Rigby holding the hot dogs. "You sure Benson said we could grill the hot dogs?" (Y/n) asked the raccoon. "Benson totally said we could grill the hot dogs." He lied. "Sweet!" Mordecai takes the hot dogs from Rigby. "Let's get grillin'." Rigby said. "Chillin' and Grillin'!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah-yuh!" The trio said. "Whoa, Benson spared no expense. Real ingredients? Dudes, these are like luxury hot dogs." Mordecai puts them on the grill. "Dudes, this thing won't light." He said. "I know how to get that baby going." Rigby grabs lighter fluid from the table. "Outta my way."

HeHe applies the lighter fluid to the hot dogs and then starts the grill, continuing to add the fluid to the hot dogs. "Okay, buddy, I think that's good." (Y/n) said. "What?" Rigby asked. The grill explodes, and the hotdogs catch fire. "RIGBY!" (Y/n) shouted. "I got it!" He takes the tablecloth and puts it on the fire, but it only makes things worse, causing Mordecai to roar in anger. (Y/n), (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby swiftly grab the grill, and Mordecai throws it over the bridge, into the river.

The burned hot dogs float away. "Aw, man. I guess that's why Benson told me NOT to grill." Rigby said. "What?!" Mordecai and (Y/n) snapped. (Y/n) drags the grill back to the picnic area, its surface dripping wet. "I said I was sorry. Come on, guys!" Rigby said. "No! No more "Come on, guys crap. Benson's gonna totally blame us and it's all your fault! I'm sick of you always gettin' us into trouble!" Mordecai shouted. "I just wanted to grill time with my best friends. Chillin' and Grillin'." Rigby said. Mordecai puts his arms up. "No. No, don't." Rigby warned.

"It's too late." He begins to move his arms together. "Come on, dude. Don't!" Rigby said. "It's already in motion." Mordecai said. "Well, put it out of motion!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai has crossed his arms. "You pissed me off." Mordecai said. (Y/n) crosses her arms and turns away from Rigby. "Augh! Dudes, no. Look at me." Mordecai is unharmed when he is punched by him. "Look at me!" He punches (Y/n) next, multiple times with the same results. "Augh! If I fix it, will you two stop being mad at me?" He asked. "Maybe." (Y/n) narrows her eyes. "Fine, I'll fix it. I'll just go get some more hot dogs from the meat locker down in the basement. Benson will never know, okaaaaaaaaay?" Rigby asked. "Fine. You'd better fix it, though." Mordecai said.

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby descend to the meat locker as Rigby opens the doors. "Augh, I hate goin' down in the meat locker." (Y/n) said. They all head to the meat locker, and (Y/n) stands guard at the door. Rigby is trying to find the hot dogs. "Don't worry, it'll be super quick, (Y/n). I'll get the hot dogs, you two hold the door." Rigby said. "Fine." Mordecai saiid. "Meat, meat, meat, meat." Rigby said. "Hurry up, dude. It's freezing." (Y/n) said as she shivers. "I can't find 'em." Rigby said. "Argh! I knew you couldn't fix it!" Mordecai shouted. "Wait! I think they're on top, but I can't reach." Rigby said. "I'll grab 'em. Come hold the door." (Y/n) said. Rigby goes to hold the door while