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Not Great Double Date

CJ, in storm cloud form, eats Sam. Sam then wakes up from his nightmare. He takes a deep breath, coughs, then takes out his retainer and puts it back in its case. He then rests his head on his pillow. A moment later, there's a soft knock at his bedroom door. He sits up again. "Come in..." he said. Eileen opens the door a crack. "Uh...Sam? Rigby's at the door." She said. "RIGBY'S HERE?!" Sam looks around. " ...At this apartment?" He asked. "He's at the door to this apartment, yes." Eileen replied. Rigby is at the front door and sees Sam. "Sam!" Sam is walking to the door, still in his PJs. "Hey! I haven't seen you since CJ ruined your dad's party, heh heh." Sam is clearly upset and nervous, and Rigby notices. ".....Ok, bad joke. Look. I feel really bad about how I used to treat you and (Y/n) back when... you know. So, I thought maybe, I could make it up somehow?

But how well do I know you? Let's go on a double date!" Rigby said. "Double date?!" Sam asked in shock. "Yeah! So we can get to know each other. Me and (Y/n), you and your new girlfriend. Double date!" Rigby said. Sam looks to the side and speaks slowly, still uncertain. "Oooooookaaayy. I mean, are you sure that's ok?" He asked. "Uhh," Rigby thinks, then smiles. "...We should make it ok." He walks up to Sam. "Its important to me that we're all..." he gestures him paws to Sam then himself, smiling. "Heh, alright cool." Sam said.

"Cool! Great! It'll be great! You're great," Rigby points to Sam. "Ok? Ok." He said quickly. Sam nods understandingly. Rigby gives two thumbs up. "Ok! Sideline at seven!" He leaves. "See ya then!" Sam closes the door and leans against it, then sighs. He brings a paw to his face and groans. He puts both paws on his face. "Eileeen!" He flops on the couch, his face hitting a pillow. "EILEEEEEEEEEN!"

He shouted. She puts a hand on Sam's head. "I heard your muffled screams. What's the matter?" She asked. Sam's face is out of the pillow, but still laying down, distraught. "I made it all up. I don't have a girlfriend." He said. Eileen is eating an egg on bread. "So you're not dating weekend sports anchor Amy Hanlon after your breakup with CJ?" She asked. "No. But saying I did felt like the only way to....um..." Sam looks at Eileen. "Not die? I mean you how Mordecai and Rigby are when it comes to (Y/n). I just don't want them mad at me too."

"Ok. Well why did you agree to that double date thing?" Eileen asked. Sam gets up and is now sitting on the couch, still distraught. "I don't know! Rigby was really excited about it, so I just, went along with it? This is really bad. If they find out I lied, it'll make everybody feel all weird again, what should I do?" Sam asked. "Tell the truth." Eileen said. "But then, they'll know, I lied!" Sam shouted. "Ok, well, that was kind of the only sensible option. You could..." Eileen thinks. "Ask Amy Hanlon to pose as your girlfriend?" She asked. At a playground, middle school kids are playing tetherball. Amy is in front of a camera, reporting about a tournament.

"Tetherballs screen through the air as do the dueling egos of these athletic titans. This has been regional junior high tetherball, I'm Amy Hanlon, bidding you adieu." She bows at the camera. "And cut!" The cameraman said. "Aaah," she walks over to the refreshments. "You've done it again Amy. Aaah." She notices Sam waving and Eileen. "Well, hey, Sam, Eileen, what brings you here? Most people just see tetherball as a more boring version of "ball in a cup". She said. "I do feel that way about tetherball. But actually, Sam has a favor to ask." Eileen said. "Yeeeaaaahh. Could yooooouuuu.......hand me that water bottle?" Sam asked.

Amy grabs one and gives it to Sam. "Hey, you got it!" She said. "Thanks! Well, that's all I needed see ya Monday!" Sam said. Eileen stops Sam from leaving. "Sam accidentally called you his girlfriend." She said, and Sam slaps his face, blushing. "Could you pretend to be his date tonight?" Eileen asked. Amy gasps. "Yeeeeeeeeeeh...uuuugghh. Yes! I have always wanted to be an actooooor!" She said. Sam sighs of relief. "Wow, thanks!" He looks at Eileen. "Sooo, how do we know what to say?" He asked. "Let's test it out." Sam goes to stand by Amy. "So, where'd you guys meet?" They answer at the same time. "Air." Said Amy. "Water." They look at each other, then they look back at Eileen. "Ugh, I'm really bad at lying. I don't know what to do at all." Sam said. Eileen nods. "I know who can help." She said.