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Country Club

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are gardening in the Park. "H-h-h..." Rigby said. "What?" Mordecai and (Y/n) asked. Rigby was looking at a $100 bill on the ground. "H-h-hundred dollar bill..." he tries to grab it but it suddenly moves away. "What the?" He starts to run after it. Mordecai and (Y/n) get in the golf cart and Mordecai drives towards him. "Get in!" Rigby gets into the Golf Cart and they drive toward the $100 bill. Rigby grabs it but it gets away again and goes behind the

Country Club gates and reveals that a man, the Country Club Leader, had the $100 bill tied to a fishing hook. "Aw man! It's those Country Club jerks!" Rigby said. Roger laughs. "They totally fell for it." He said. "Ah, that's rich." Another member said. "Kinda like us!" The group laugh again and (Y/n) growls. "You jerks!" She shouted angrily. "You think it's funny to do that to people?" Rigby asked angrily.

"Let's see how you like it!" Mordecai grabs the cart and starts to spray dirt into the Country Club with it. "Hm, hm, hm, hm!" Rigby said. "Ah, stop! Security!" Four men suddenly rush out, lift up the golf cart, and knock Mordecai and (Y/n) out of it, and they take the cart into the Country Club. "Hey, what are you doing? You can't take our golf cart!" Mordecai shouted.

"Yeah, that's stealing!" (Y/n) agreed, glaring at the club members. "Here in the Country Club, we can do whatever we want." A female member said. "That's right babe." The leader kisses her and they both drink. "No you can't! Just because you're rich doesn't mean you're above the law! So you better give that golf cart back right now!" (Y/n) shouted. "That rodent's got a pretty big mouth."

Another member said, glaring her down. "Rodent?! She's a chipmunk!" Rigby defends angrily. "Yeah, and she's got a point you know." Mordecai said. "Ha. We're totally above the law. And you two better make sure that rodent friend of yours keeps her big mouth shut." Roger said, and the duo growl at him. "Call her a rodent one more time." Rigby threatens. "Rodent." Roger said. "That's it!" Rigby tries to launch at them but Mordecai quickly grabs him and holds him back.

"Put me down! I need to teach these jerks a lesson!" Rigby shouted, squirming in his hands. "Rigby, Rigby! Calm down!" Mordecai shouted, still holding him. Rigby growls at the club members and they just laugh. "Look, just give us back our cart!" (Y/n) shouted. "I'd rather not. You know why?

Because, we are going to destroy it tonight at our annual Summer Solstice event!" The leader looks over at his wife "What do you think dear?" He asked. "Oh, I think it's a marvelous idea!" They kiss and drink their drinks. "Now, what're you all say we leave this side-show and get some d'oeuvres ?" She and the rest of the group agree and they all leave. Rigby has finally calmed down enough for Mordecai to set him down and he growls, then sighs. "Jerks." He said.

"Man, forget this, I'm going to get the cart." Mordecai said. He, (Y/n) and Rigby climb over the gate but the alarm goes off and two security guards start charging toward them. "Woah! Woah! Woah!" They get tossed out. "Man...Benson's gonna kill us when he finds out the cart is missing!" Rigby said. "He's not gonna find out." Mordecai said. Later

the trio go to Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Skips, Thomas, and Pops near the Snack Bar. "Guys, we need your help!" (Y/n) said. "What's the matter?" Pops asked. "You guys have to promise not to tell Benson. The golf cart just got confiscated by the Country Club and we need your guys help to get it back." Rigby said. The group just look at each other uneasily, then they go back to what they were doing,

except Thomas, who looks at the group with concern. "What's the matter? Didn't you guys hear us?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, we heard you bro. But I'm not going anywhere near that Country Club!" Muscle Man said. "What? Why?" Mordecai asked. "A couple of years ago, they confiscated a meat locker I had outside of my trailer." Muscle Man said. "What? Really?" (Y/n) asked, and he nods at her. "They also stole my four-wheeler." Fives said. "My prized orchid!" Pops said.