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Skips Strikes

The gang is at Stardust Lanes as Skips bowls a strike. "Man, Skips is on fire tonight. Another perfect game." Benson said. "We're going to the championship baby!" Mordecai said, and (Y/n) laughs. "Yeah, we are!" She said. "You guys wouldn't be so great if it wasn't for Skips." A man said. "Well, we can't help that he's just plain awesome, right Skips?" (Y/n) asked. "Hey, that's just how I roll." He said. "Ooooooooh!" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Benson said. The group later are looking at the trophy. "There she is guys. Isn't she a beaut?" Benson asked. "I want that beaut." Rigby said with big eyes, and (Y/n) giggles. "So who are we up against?" Benson asked.

"Some team called the Magical Elements." Mordecai said. "The Magical what?" (Y/n) asked, raising an eyebrow. "The Magical Elements. Hm, hm, more like the Magical Loserments." Rigby said. "What did you say about us?" A familiar voice asked. (Y/n)'s eyes widen as she remembered that voice. She quickly turns around. "Death?!" (Y/n) asked. "That's right, and it's nice to see you again, gorgeous." He said. (Y/n) blenches at that, and her best friends glare at him. "Leave the kid alone, Death." Skips said. "So, you blokes must be the Park Strikers.

If you ask me, you're in for quite a beatdown." Death said. "Yes, our team has stood undefeated for thousands of years. No mortal stands a chance against the Magical Elements." The guardian said. "We may be mortal, but at least we have the intelligence to come up with original insults." (Y/n) said. "What did you just say? I'd watch my mouth if I were you, kid." Death said. "Ignore her, Death, these guys are out of their element for even being here." Gary said. "Well, I guess that makes you the expert on being out of your element." (Y/n) snarked. "Yeah!

You're out of your element. You and your lame matching uniforms. I bet those aren't even..." Gary makes Rigby's mouth go away. "Hey! Give Rigby his mouth back you jerk!" (Y/n) shouted. She's then lifted into the air and yelps. "(Y/n)!" Her friends shouted. "Put her down! Now!" Benson shouted. "Hey, what did I tell you guys about using magic? Do you want to be in this league, well then no magic stuff alright?" The manager asked. Death's team look disappointed and Gary makes Rigby's mouth reappear and drops (Y/n). Her best friends catch her and send death glares to the team.

"You okay?" Mordecai asked as he and Rigby help her up. "Yeah..." she said. "You'll pay for that!" Rigby growled. "No matter, magic or not, we're still gonna beat you chumps." Death said. "Well, that's just your opinion, Death." Skips said. "No, its a fact: get used to it!" Death said. "Get used to this. We're gonna rub those trophies in your face, right after we rub these bowling bags in your face." Rigby said. "Ooooooooh!" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Benson said, and Death growls. Later the group is at Giorgio's Tower of Pizza. "Who would of thought that a mandatory team building activity would get us to the championship." Benson said.

"Thanks to my power hook." Mordecai said. "No way! Thanks to my atomic fireball!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) giggles. "And because of my backup ball." Benson laughs. "Who are we kidding? Our team would suck without this guy." Benson said. "Yeah-yuh! With Skips, we got the Magical Elements beat." (Y/n) said. "To Skips, the only reason we're gonna win." Benson said. "Alright guys, I'll be back." Skips leaves the table. Soon a waiter arrives with their pizza and sets it down. "Ok, we got a carnivore deluxe here." He said. "Oh yeah, yeah!" Rigby said. "Finally!" Benson said. Meanwhile Skips washing his hands in the bathroom and hears Death laughing.

"I know it's you, Death." Death comes out of a stall. "Ello, Skips." Death said. "What do you want? I gotta get back to dinner with my friends." Skips said. "Aw, yes. Friends. Tell me, Skips, these friends - they idolize you yeah?" Death asked. "Nah nah, it's respect." Skips said. "I wouldn't respect the Skips I know." Death said. "What are you talking about?" Skips asked. "You know that I know that you've been lying to them for a long time. We wouldn't want our little secret to come out now would we?" Death asked. "Death, that's not who I am anymore. If that secret came out, it could ruin me." Skips said. "Yeah, I guess it could. Sit the game out and I won't tell. Think it over." Back at the park house, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Benson are in the living room.