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Weekend at Benson's

Mordecai is struggling to insert a lightbulb into a lampost. "It won't go in." He said. "No, dude, you're doing it wrong! Righty-tighty-lefty-loosey! Not lefty-tighty-mess it up, because you're a loser." Rigby said, and (Y/n) punches Rigby. "Ow!" Benson is holding the ladder. "Would you guys hurry up?! It's been a whole hour! I can't believe you can't even put in a simple lightbulb." Benson said.

"Almost got it..." Mordecai finishes it off, badly. "...Bam!" He said. "WHOAAAAA!" The duo said, and (Y/n) face palms. "You guys did it wrong." She said. "What?!" They both asked. "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!!! Here, get down and hold the ladder." Mordecai & Rigby do so, then, Benson climbs. '"I'll do it." He begins to insert it properly. "I have to do everything around here." Benson said. "Sorry, Benson." (Y/n) said. "Dude, Benson, what's the rush? It's not like you have somewhere to be." Rigby said. "Rude!" (Y/n) said.

"Yeah, actually, I do. I do have a life outside of work, you know." Benson said. "Yeah Rigby, most people do." (Y/n) snapped. "Yeah, right. Where are you gonna go, Benson?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, where are you gonna go, dude?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) elbows them hard. "Ow!" They glare at her. "JUST HOLD THE LADDER!!!" Benson shouted. "Come on, man! Spill it! Where you gonna go?" Rigby asked. Mordecai & Rigby let go of the ladder. Mordecai points at Rigby. "Dude Rigby, leave him alone! Can't you tell you're annoying him?" He asked.

Rigby slaps Mordecai's hand away. "No, you're annoying him!" He shouted. "No, you're annoying him!" Mordecai shouted. "No, you're annoying him!" Mordecai & Rigby start fighting, causing the ladder to shake. "Hey, hey! Knock it off!" (Y/n) shouted, quickly running toward them to get in between the two to stop their roughhousing. "You're annoying him!" The duo shouted at each other. The ladder shakes. "Hold the ladder!" Benson shouted. Mordecai & Rigby continue to fight, with (Y/n) trying to break them up, and Mordecai bumps into the ladder,

causing it, and Benson, to fall. Benson is now unconscious on the ground. (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby notice. "Waugh!" The trio shouted. "Benson! Benson!" (Y/n) grabs the knocked-out Benson. "Oh, man, please don't be dead... He's still breathing. He's just unconscious." She said with relief. "What are we gonna do? He's totally gonna fire us when he wakes up!" Rigby said. "Dude, cool it. I gotta think. Okay. We only have one chance at not getting fired." Mordecai said. "Okay. I'll go get the shovel." Rigby said. "Rigby!" (Y/n) scolded. "What?" He asked. "No, dude. We have to take him back to his place and put him in bed, and hope he doesn't remember that any of this happened." Mordecai said. "What? That'll never work!" Rigby said.

"My thoughts exactly." (Y/n) said. "It's our only hope. Either he remembers and he fires us, or he doesn't and he doesn't. Either way, it's our only chance not to get fired." Mordecai said. "Okay. I guess that makes sense." Rigby said. "Dude, hurry up." (Y/n) said. Seconds later, Rigby is pulling Benson into the cart. "Maybe If I had a little help this would go faster." Rigby grunts. "His gumballs must be made of lead! Okay, he's in, let's go." He said. (Y/n) starts the cart. Soon, Benson falls out of it and onto the road. "Oh no!" (Y/n) said. "Augh!" Rigby shouted. "Benson!" Mordecai shouted. Later, Mordecai tapes Benson to the cart. "Oh god, it honestly looks like we're kidnapping him!" (Y/n) said. "We're not, we're getting him back to his apartment." Rigby said.

"(Y/n)'s right, he looks horrible." Mordecai said. "Wait, I got it." Rigby grabs sunglasses from the cart and puts them over Benson's eyes. (Y/n) face palms. "Smooth move, Rigby." She said sarcastically. "Ugh, we're so fired." Mordecai said. "But he looks so chill." Rigby said. "Does he?" (Y/n) raised an eyebrow, and Rigby scowls at her. "Just roll with it, (Y/n)." He said, and she scoffs. Muscle Man walks in from behind a tree. "Hey, Benson." He said. "Oh great..." (Y/n) said. Mordecai gasps. "We can't let him find out. Step on it, (Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted. She groans, then starts up the golf cart. "Hey, I want to talk to Benson!" Muscle Man shouted.