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Skips in the Saddle

At Pops' House, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are at the steps. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are linked on a video game. Skips walks by with a wheelbarrow. "So, who's up for cards at my house tonight?" Skips asked. Muscle Man holds up four tickets. "Can't. Me and Fives are taking our ladies to see some Mexican wrestling." He said. "Mucho romantico." Fives said. "Audrey and I are going to a jazz concert." Benson said. "I got plans with Olivia." Rigby said.

"Who's Olivia?" Muscle Man asked him curiously. "(Y/n)'s other sister." Rigby said. "Oooooooooooooooh!" Muscle Man and Fives teased, and Rigby scoffs. "Get your heads outta the gutter! We're just hanging out is all. She wants to get to know me more because I'm her sister's best friend, that's all. It's not like I'm gonna start dating her sister like Mordecai." Rigby said, who scoffs before turning to face him. "Haha, real funny Rigby." He said. "Oh right, because your heart still belongs to (Y/n), right?" Muscle Man teases, and Rigby scowls at him, and everyone laughs a little. "Oh that's so funny I forgot to laugh!" Rigby growls.

"Besides, if anything, Thomas is the one for (Y/n), am I right?" Rigby smirks in her direction and she glares at him. "Hey!" She shouted. "Well he is always flirting with her." Mordecai smirks, and (Y/n) glares at him next. "And making excuses to hang out with her." Fives added. "And calling her dumb nicknames." Muscle Man snickers, and so does everyone else. "Okay, enough! We're just friends, okay! Nothing more, nothing less! Friends, got it?!" (Y/n) asked. "Whatever you say (Y/n)..." Rigby smirks playfully. "You know who else is just friends?" Muscle Man asked. (Y/n),

Mordecai and Rigby glare at him, while Benson and Skips just stare in disbelief. All five can understand what Muscle Man said was an innuendo. "Mordecai?" Skips asked. "Aw, I would, but Anna and I are going to a laser light show tonight. But you can totally come with us." Mordecai said. "Ah, no. That's okay. I've, uhhh, I got some other guys coming over. In fact, I better get going. Uh, have fun, everyone." Skips said. "Wait, (Y/n)'s got nothing planned for tonight, you should go with him, (Y/n)." Rigby said.

Skips eyes the chipmunk, asking her if she wanted to come without really asking, and she glares at Rigby. "Actually, smart guy, I..." she trails off. "You what?" Rigby asked. "I..." (Y/n) said. "Just spill it!" She looks nervous for a second, then sighs. "Thomas wanted me to hang out with him tonight!" She admitted in defeat, and Rigby bursts into laughter. "I knew it!" He said. "Shut up!" She shouted. "Thomas and (Y/n) sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Muscle man and Fives sung as they danced, and (Y/n) glares at the duo. "Real mature guys, real mature." She said sarcastically. "Well, have fun." Skips smirks, and she covers her face with embarrassment.

He walks off. Everyone says their goodbyes to him. Skips comes in, turns on the light and goes to his table, where he has food and a stack of cards set up. He sighs and puts the food away, straightens things up, and goes to lift some weights. He plays cards by himself, then goes to the fridge and takes sardines. Skips is seen watching TV and eating.  "Baby, I don't know where I'd be today if I hadn't met you." A man said. "Probably home alone watching a romantic comedy in the dark."

The woman said. Both laugh, and Skips groans. Later (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are walking together. "How was the laser show?" Rigby elbows Mordecai. "Did you put your arm around Anna?" He asked. "Did you put your arm around Olivia?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) laughs. "He's got you there dude." She said. "Stop talking!" Rigby shouted, then smirks at (Y/n). "How was your movie date with Thomas?" He asked. "Ugh! It was just a hang out! He even said so himself!" (Y/n) shouted angrily, and Mordecai scoffs. "Yeah, cause guys definitely take girls to the movies just to 'hang out'" Mordecai said, and he and Rigby laugh. "Fine, ask him then, I'm telling the truth Mordecai." (Y/n) said.

"What movie did you two see?" Rigby asked. "A Mission Impossible movie." (Y/n) said. "Isn't that a spy movie?" Rigby asked. "He was into it." (Y/n) said. "Wait. Skips?" Mordecai asked, as the trio soon see him. Skips is sitting on a stool outside. "You okay, man?" Rigby asked. "Yeah." Then he corrects himself. "No! I've been skipping solo for too long now. I need to start dating again." Skips said. "Skips! Gettin' back in the saddle!" Rigby said. "I guess. It's been so long,