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Cruisin'

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are watching a movie at the coffee shop. "Now, back to Crime Scene Detective Cops 2." The guys on the TV drive up to some ladies. "Hey, ladies. Did you happen to catch our license plate? It's missing some numbers." The 1st said. "Your numbers. How 'bout it, ladies?" The second asked. The girls chuckle. The blonde girl takes out a sheet of paper. "Here!" She said. "And that's how you get a chick's number." The 1st cop said. "Aw, yeah! Cruisin'!" The 2nd said. Everyone in the movie laughs, then the caption says "end." And (Y/n), Margaret and Eileen aren't impressed. "What?" The girl trio asked in disbelief. "Whoa. That was awesome!" Rigby said. "I can't believe you think that's cool." (Y/n) said.

"Yeah. That movie was chauvinistic, and also, inaccurate." Eileen said. "I don't know. I heard that movie was based on a true story." Mordecai said. "If this movie has taught us anything, and it definitely has, you only need one thing to get a girl's number. A sweet ride." Rigby said. "I mean, not necessarily. You could just, you know, ask a girl for it, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "(Y/n), don't be so naive, that would never work." Rigby said, startling her, and she scoffs.

"Why not?" She asked. "Rigby's right. It's a known fact that wheels make you more attractive." Mordecai said. "A known fact! I don't know how many times I've almost gotten a girl's number, then some guy in a muscle car would swing in and totally ruin my game." Rigby said, and the girl trio laugh. "Oh, guys. You're kidding, right?" Margaret said. "Are you saying you wouldn't give us your number if we pulled up in some cool wheels?" Mordecai said. "You idiots would never be able to get a girl's number cruising." (Y/n) said without thinking. She didn't normally insult her own friends, but they were starting to piss her off with this conversation.

Mordecai and Rigby looked a little hurt but quickly covered it up. "Oh yeah?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n) puts her hands on the table and stares into Mordecai's eyes. "Yeah." She said. Rigby hops up onto the table. "Let's bet on it!" He said. "Okay. How about dinner? If you guys get a girl's number from cruising by the end of the day-" (Y/n) began. "-which you won't-" Eileen added. "-we'll pay for it. But if you don't,-" (Y/n) continued. "hope you can afford Lobster and Filet Mignon, guys." Eileen said. "Hmm, hmm. We accept your challenge." Mordecai said. "I hope you guys can afford Unlimited Corn-Dog bar." Rigby said. "Well gentlemen, good luck." Margaret said. The girl trio chuckle and walk away. "Whoa, did you just see that? They were totally flirting with us." Mordecai said.

Rigby's eyes widen. "Flirt? Is that wha-? Wait a mi... nah." Rigby said. "Dude, they know were gonna win. They're just playing hard to get." Mordecai said. "But aren't we cruising for two different girls numbers?" Rigby asked. "Besides, (Y/n)'s our best friend, she would never flirt with us." Rigby said. "Well, yeah, but that's just for show. And says who? She was totally flirting." Mordecai said, and Rigby scoffs. "If you say so." He mumbled. "I thought women were supposed to be directive about what they want." He added. "Ha ha. You'll learn someday dude." Mordecai said. "Whatever man, I'm just in it for the free meal." Rigby said. Later on a lot of men are cruising for women to get their numbers; then Mordecai and Rigby come to the scene with the golf cart.

"Hmm, hmm. Get some digits, get some dinner." Mordecai and Rigby chuckle. The girl trio come to the scene. "Oh, look who it is." (Y/n) said mockingly. "Ladies." Mordecai said. "Since we get to choose where to go to dinner if we win, how does Il Costosos sound?" Eileen asked. "Uh, isn't that the pricey place with napkins?" Rigby asked. "The really fancy ones, yes." Eileen said. "Sure. Il Costosos." Mordecai said. "Yeah, sounds good." Rigby said. "Perfect. Oh, and can we bring our dates too?" (Y/n) asked. The duo's eyes widen. "Dates?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, loser buy dinner for the winners, and their dates. That cool?" Margaret asked.

"Yeah. Totally. Totally cool." Mordecai said. "Awesome. Well, see you guys." (Y/n) said. "Dude, we can't afford that!" Rigby shouted. "Dude, we got to win this bet. I don't want to be the third wheel to (Y/n) and her date." Mordecai said. "Who would she be dating anyway?" Rigby asked, and Mordecai raised an eyebrow at Rigby, like he was supposed to know, and his eyes widen with sudden realization. "Sam! Ugh! I hate that guy!" Rigby shouted furiously. "I know, dude." Mordecai agreed. "Well then let's get these wheels going, and gets chick's numbers a flowing!"