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Fortune Cookie

The park workers are at a Chinese restaurant, celebrating Benson's streak of good luck. They are all sitting at a table. "I'm glad you could all join me for brunch today." Benson said. "What's the occasion?" Pops asked. "Do you even have to ask, Pops? It's to celebrate my amazing streak of good luck." Benson said. "Good luck?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, don't you remember last night?" Benson asked her. "Augh! You only beat me last night because of my bad luck." Rigby said. "No, Rigby, I only beat you because of my good luck, and it's that luck that makes me trust that we're all gonna love this restaurant that none of us have ever even been to." Benson said.

"Yeah!" Everyone said. The waitress appears to give food. "Sui mai, har gow, fung jao..." he said. "I don't know what any of that is, but with my luck, I'm sure it's gonna taste great. We'll take it all! Dig in everyone, dim sum's on me!" The waitress takes the menu and writes on the menu. "Yeah!" The waitresses appear and give everyone their food. Everyone soon finishes their food. "That was delicious." Muscle Man said. "Hey Rigby, where's your food?" (Y/n) asked him with concern.

"Food? He hasn't even brought my water yet." Rigby said. The waiter appears to serve Rigby. "Excuse me? Here is your soup sir." He spills it over Rigby. "I didn't order soup!" Rigby snapped. "Oh, I'm so sorry, I'll go check on your order." The waiter said. "Don't worry Rigby, I'm sure they'll bring it out eventually." (Y/n) said, she grabs some napkins and tries to help clean the soup off him, but he quickly smacks her hand away. "Oh my gosh, whoa, check it out." Benson is seen holding a pearl while the park workers exclaim in amazement. "Yeah, I just bit into that oyster,

and there it was." Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost, and Skips exclaim in amazement. The waiter appears with fortune cookies. "Hey, so can I pay with this?" Benson asked the waiter, referring to the oyster. "Oh, of course, but I don't think we have enough money in the register to make change. Will you take a check?" The waiter asked. "Sure!" Benson said. "Come on!" The waiter laughs.

"I'm telling ya, I can't lose!" Benson gets up and walks away. "I gotta go dry off." Rigby gets up and goes to the bathroom. "Aw what, they're all out of towels?" He asked. "It must be your lucky day sir, the 1000th customer gets a free meal." The waiter said. "All right!" Benson said. "Finally, my fortune cookie's here. At least one good thing will come from this meal." Rigby opens the cookie and sees the fortune. "Aw, what?! "Bad luck is coming your way". Ugh, I can't get a break!" Rigby switches his fortune with Benson's. "What are you doing dude? Hey, that's Benson's cookie! Man, that is not cool, put it back." Mordecai said.

"What's the big deal? They're just fortune cookies, dude. It's not like they're real." (Y/n) said. "Exactly. Besides, Benson will never know. "Good luck is coming your way", that's what I'm talking about." Rigby said. "Oh, we're reading fortunes eh? Okay, lets see what we have here, probably gonna win the lottery or something. Bad luck is coming your way? Ha! Whatever, it will take more than just a slip of paper to break the winning streak I'm having. Come on, let's get out of here." Benson said. The park members except for (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby walk away.

"Rigby, seriously. You need to switch those fortunes back." Mordecai said, but Rigby slaps Mordecai's hand away. "Oh, come on! Benson's been having crazy good luck lately. He won't even know the difference." Rigby walks away from the table. "Besides, it's just a piece of paper, like (Y/n) said." He said. Mordecai and (Y/n) walk away as well. "Yeah.. I guess." Mordecai said. The park workers walk out of the Good Luck Restaurant. "You know what would make that place better? Some fortunes that were actually true." Benson said. A black cat trips Benson over.

Benson stumbles under a ladder and steps on a concrete crack. He knocks his head on a car side mirror and falls down. "Dude, Benson, you okay?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, I'm alright." He replied. Rigby picks up a gold coin. "Alright! It's a bus token!" He said. Skips boards on a nearby bus.