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Eileen Flat Screen

At City College, a billboard reads "Modern Dance Competition Today". Eileen performs an interpretive-type dance in a pink suit with the audience, including (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Anna watching. After the dance ended with Eileen diving into a garbage can to set off a party popper, the audience excitedly cheers for her. The announcer appears on stage. The announcer laughs. "Okay; let me get a "honk-honk" in here 'cause you goosed it!" He said.

A guy managing the soundboard honks his horn twice, prompting the goose to fly away from the announcer. "It's time to announce the winner of the City College Modern Dance Competition." A pigeon flies by to give the man an envelope. "Now, I don't want to "pigeon-hold" anyone, but first place today goes to Eileen Roberts with the dance "Chewed Gum"! Eileen screams excitedly and runs onto the stage. The audience cheers. "To say you blew away the competition wouldn't be Ostrich." Eileen squeals/screams again. "Let's see how well you dance after a year of sitting in front of your very own flat screen T.V.!" the announcer said. Eileen does another joyous squeal.

"This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!" She said. "Ei-leen flat-screen! Ei-leen flat-screen!" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Anna chanted. "Thanks for coming everyone, and for all of you losers today, don't Rooster (Brewster) on your laurels 'cuz there's always next year!" The announcer pulls out a rooster and it crows. "Eileen, that was awesome!" Anna said as they caught up to her at the entrance. "Yeah! I knew you were going to win when you came out of that gum wrapper." Mordecai said. "Nice work, Eiloin!" (Y/n) joked. "Heh heh. Thanks, guys. Aah! I was never into TV before, but that was just cause I didn't have the right equipment. I wish I could go watch it right now, but I got to get to work." She replied. "Don't worry about it Eileen. I'll drop it off at your place for ya." (Y/n) said. "Really?" Eileen asked. "Yeah, of course!" (Y/n) said.

"Wow, thanks (Y/n)! I gotta run, see you guys later!" Eileen said. "Bye!" Anna waved. "Later!" Mordecai said. "Give me a hand with this, will ya Mordecai?" (Y/n) asked. He lifts the TV box. "That was really nice of you to offer to help Eileen." He said. "Well yeah, she's a close friend. And I'm not actually gonna drop it off." (Y/n) said. Mordecai drops box after hearing this.

"What?! (Y/n) Eileen worked hard for this, you can't just-" he began. "Relax, dude. I'm not just gonna drop it off. I'm gonna install it for her, to surprise her when she gets home from work." (Y/n) corrected. Anna exchanges looks with Mordecai. "You are?" She asked. "We can watch some flat-screen, maybe get some pizza. It'll be awesome!" (Y/n) said. "That will be awesome!" Anna said. "Yeah sure sounds like it! Can I help? I want to help!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) chuckles. "Sure, Rigby." She said. "Wow Rigby, that might be the nicest thing you've ever done." Mordecai said. "Like you said, she worked hard for this. Be careful Mordecai, there's a step behind you."

Rigby said. "Okay. That's enough dude. You're freaking me out." Mordecai said. The gang go to Eileen's house. "Hang on, let me get the key." (Y/n) grabs Eileen's key under a garden turtle figurine. "You know where Eileen keeps her house key?" Rigby asked her. "Yeah, I water her plants sometimes when she goes out of town for a dance invitational or whatever." (Y/n) said. She unlocks the door, and they go inside to find a Hanatronic TV sitting on top of a cabinet. "Wait, I thought Eileen didn't have a TV." Anna said. "Oh she doesn't. That's Joanne's." (Y/n) said.

"Who's Joanne?" Mordecai asked. "Eileen's new roommate. She's this beast who leaves all her junk everywhere and uses Eileen's hand towels to dry her butt." (Y/n) said, and Rigby cringes. "Ew!" He said. Anna grabs a snow globe with Joanne kissing her cat inside it. "Is this her?" She hands over the snow globe to (Y/n). "Ugh, yeah! That's her alright." She stares angrily at the snow globe. "What a donkey! You know she ate an entire thing of Eileen's peanut butter but she won't even let her near the TV? One time we were just hangin' out..."