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Merry Christmas (Y/n)

At the coffee shop on a snowy day, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are singing a Christmas rap, and beatboxing. "Wrap up the presents throw em under the tree, drink up the egg nog have one, two, or three." Mordecai said. "Christmas time is near spreadin holiday cheer!" (Y/n) said. "Yo Eileen get that fruitcake outta here!" Rigby said to Eileen, who is holding a fruitcake. "Whaaaaaat? Fruitcake is the best part of the holidays." She said.

"Fruitcake, fruitcake we don't wanna partake of your own fruitcake." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby said, still rapping. "When a fruitcake comes out knocking, you just stuff that in your stockin...." Rigby said. " ....and BOOM! No fruitcake!" The trio said, they all laugh. "Well, more for me." She takes a piece of fruitcake and puts it into her mouth. "By the way (Y/n), I got three things I want to tell you. First and foremost, my awesome Christmas sweater party is tonight, so be sure to dress for the occasion." She lights up some Christmas lights on her sweater. "Feastiiiiiivvvvveeeee!" Rigby said.

"Awwww yay-yuh! Count me and Anna in on the party, it's our first Christmas together and it's gonna be awesome." Mordecai makes a small toasting motion with his mug and sips some coffee. Eileen then looks at (Y/n) worriedly. "The second thing I wanted to tell you......is that Sam is gonna be there. And, I invited someone spec-." She was cut off as (Y/n) spits coffee from her mouth and flashbacks about her time with Sam. "S- S- S- Sam? Sam's gonna be there?! Oh no!! I should've known he'd be home for the holidays!" (Y/n) shouted. "If he's at the party, it's gonna be..." (Y/n) said. "......a party?" Rigby asked. "Aaauuuggghhh!

This is terrible! If I see Sam and act all weird around him, you two are gonna-" (Y/n) began. "Whoa, (Y/n) relax, you're making a too big a deal out of it. I'm sure it'll be fine." Rigby said. "M-Maybe if I just avoid him nothing bad will happen." (Y/n) said. "Or you could just talk to him." Mordecai said. "Wait, What?!" (Y/n) asked. "He is on his way over here right now, so yeah, just talk to him." Eileen said.

"Aaaahhh!!! I-I-I...uh I need some air I gotta go!" (Y/n) said while hyperventilating. "Wait! I still gotta tell you the the lsat two things!" Eileen shouted as (Y/n) runs off. "Man, tonight's party is gonna be off the chain. My first Christmas as an engaged man with my fiancee." Muscle Man said. "Yeah, Celia made gluten free Christmas cookies. They taste just as good though." Fives said. "Yeah! There's gonna be a fancy soda table. It's gonna be fuuuuuunnn." Rigby said.

(Y/n) stares in fright as she imagines a scenario of what might happen if Sam sees her best friends again. "This is the best party ever! I'm so glad I get to spend Christmas with you, (Y/n)." Rigby said. Sam is standing behind (Y/n). "(Y/n)?" He asked. (Y/n) turns her head towards him and screams in horror. "Oh great, (Y/n)'s old boyfriend is back." Rigby said. (Y/n) sinks into the floor, creating a hole. "Guys, we never officially started dating." Sam said, and (Y/n) sinks deeper. "But you wanted to! Forget this,

I'm leaving." Mordecai said. "Yeah, have fun with your boyfriend (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Noooooooooooooooooo!" (Y/n) wakes up. "NO!" (Y/n) shouted. "No, don't move it to the left?" Muscle Man holds a fake Santa. "Well, it might fall, but okay." The Santa fell causing the Christmas lights to tangle Muscle Man and High Five Ghost and knocking (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby off the roof and onto the ground. The five park workers groan in pain. Just then, Benson comes out of the house. "I should've moved it to the left." Muscle Man said.

"No shit." (Y/n) said. "Hey, be careful. That Santa wasn't cheap. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, I need you guys to take this package to the post office." Benson said. "I gotta wrap (Y/- ... uh... Eileen's gift." Rigby said quickly. "Mordecai?" Benson asked. "Can't, I need to do some holiday shopping." He said. "I guess you're going, (Y/n)." Benson said. "I can't go! What if I run into Sam?!" (Y/n) asked. "What?! He's not gonna be lurking around every corner of the city." Rigby said. "Yeah (Y/n), just chill." Mordecai said. "I agree with Mordecai and Rigby." Benson said.