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Bank Shot

At Wing Kingdom. Rigby prepares to make a shot and succeeds. "Oh, the pressure is on! Will Skips sink a triple bank to top the shot or will Rigby remain undefeated?" Skips shoots and he misses. "Aw, nuts." Skips said. "OOOHHHH!" (Y/n), Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, and Mordecai said. Rigby grabs the basketball. "All Rigby needs is one simple bank shot and this deal is done dotta." He prepares to shot. "What's his gut tell him? Says it's gonna be a good one." Rigby said. Rigby shoots and succeeds again and (Y/n) cheers for him. "Aw yeah! Year of the Rigbyyyyyyy!" Rigby rotates his hat on his head. "Who else wants to play against the masta? What about you, Thomas?"

Rigby asked. Thomas avoids eye contact for a second. "Uh... no thanks, I'm good." He said. "Yeah, no way, bro. I'd rather play a game I might actually win." Muscle Man said. "Yeah, dude. How are you so good at this game?" Mordecai asked. "You guys are just overthinking it. Now, who wants to step it to the king?" Rigby asked. "I do." Cash steps out of his booth. "Cash Bankis!" Cash walks over to the guys, and (Y/n) snorts, trying to hold her laughter. "What kind of name is that?" She asked, and her friends snicker. Cash turns and glares at her for a minute, but then gives her the once over and smirks, and her friends noticed, instantly angering them as they glare daggers at him. "You talk a lot of talk kid. You wanna prove you're the man? Then how about a little wager?"

Cash Bankis asked. "What do you want to bet?" Rigby asked. "Loser pays for the winner's bill." Cash said. "Rigby, wait. This guy's weird. I don't trust him." Mordecai said. "Yeah, didn't you see the way he looked at (Y/n)?" Thomas asked. "Yeah, of course I saw. But his name's Cash; he can afford to pay our meal." Rigby said. "That's not why I don't trust-" Mordecai began. Cash removes his hood, revealing him having a basketball hoop for a head. The gang gasp. "Tank, ball bag me." Tank gives Cash a bag and removes a basketball with the word "Bankis" made of crystals on it. "I'll let you go first, 'cause no matter what you do, it's gonna be easy for me to top-" Rigby said. Cash shoots and succeds; the gang gasp. "-it. Pfft.

That shot was alright, but this shot's even better!" Rigby shoots and misses. "What the?" (Y/n) asked, wondering how he actually missed this time. "What? My gut never lets me down." Rigby said. Cash shoots and succeeds again. "The bill." Cash gives the bill to Rigby. "$12,000?! What have you been eating?" Rigby asked. "Me and the boys been eating gold-plated chicken all night." Cash goes to the booth with the others eating gold chicken. "This gold really holds in the moisture." A guy said. "Double or nothing!" Rigby said. "What?! Rigby what are you doing?!" (Y/n) asked.

"Rigby, don't!" Mordecai said. "I bet double or nothing that I can bank it off the far wall and into the hoop." Rigby said. "Throw in that hat and that girl as a side bet and you got a deal." Cash said. That angered Rigby, along with all of her other friends who all glared at him. "What a scumbag." Thomas growled. "(Y/n)?! No, she's my best friend! She's not an object!" Rigby snapped. "And she worked really hard to win this hat for me!" Rigby shouted. "Is she your girlfriend or something?" Cash asked, and Rigby instantly blushes. "N- no! She's my best friend, not my girlfriend!" Rigby shouted, and Cash chuckles.

"Well, if she's not your girlfriend I see no reason why me dating her if I win can't be part of our bet. Along with your hat, it's the one thing money can't buy, and it's the only deal I'll take." Cash said. Rigby growls furiously, then sighs. "The hat, fine! But (Y/n) is off limits, I would never make a deal like that!" Rigby snapped, glaring daggers at him. "Dude, don't do it. You can't make a shot off the wall!" Mordecai shouted. "Yes I can; I can feel it in my gut. I've never felt so sure of any bank shot in my entire life!" Rigby prepares to shot. "Talk to me, gut." Rigby makes sure his shot will work.

"Hmm. Greatest bank shot of all time!" Rigby throws the ball and it goes through the window and makes a car crash. "But it should've worked." Rigby said. Cash takes Rigby's hat and puts it on his head. "I'll take that. Perfect fit, now pay up loser." He said. "I don't have that kind of money!" Rigby shouted. "Then you shouldn't of made that kind of bet. If you don't have it, maybe your pals here do." Mordecai, (Y/n), Thomas, Skips, Muscle Man, and Hi Five Ghost all murmur nervously and back up into Cash's friends, keeping (Y/n) behind them protectively, with (Y/n) doing the same for Thomas and pulling him behind her. "Wait, wait. I want another rematch. Triple or nothing." Rigby said. "Triple or nothing huh? I accept." Cash said.