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It's Time

The trio are watching a movie trailer at the Coffee Shop. "Blood." It shows a zombie biting someone's arm, with blood coming out. "Guts." It shows a zombie taking a guy's guts out of his body. The guy screams. "Dinner." Then it shows a policeman in a chair. A bunch of arms holding forks and knives bust through the wall. The policeman screams. "Zombie Dinner Party." "That looks awesome." (Y/n) said. "Wait a second, I thought you were scared of horror movies." Mordecai pointed out, and (Y/n) shrugs. "I kind of got over that after my Ello Gov'nor experience I had with Rigby." She said. "Really?" Mordecai asked, and she nods.

"Well I'm glad you said that (Y/n), because I got us... BAM!!!" He throws three tickets on the table. "3 tickets for opening night!" He said. And (Y/n) looks guilty as she rubs the back of her neck nervously. "Ooh, sorry guys, I kind of already got 2 tickets for that new superhero movie that just came out." She said. "What? Why? That's just some lame superhero movie.

And not even the good kind! I saw the preview. They're just gonna sit around talking about who's the better hero." Rigby said. "No, dude. I got these tickets for me and Sam. I'm finally gonna try and ask him out." She replied. "What?!" Rigby and Mordecai both asked. "Aw, what? But it's opening night!" Mordecai said. "Exactly! Besides, do you know how hard it was to get these tickets?" Rigby asked her angrily. "Hey, guys, your food is almost ready.

Sorry for the hold-up." Sam said as he walks over. "Oh, hey, Sam. Um, I was wondering, uh, would you, uh, like to, uh, you know, uh..." (Y/n) stutters. "You're gonna have to excuse (Y/n) here. She has a hard time trying to "espresso" herself." Rigby said, (Y/n) glares at him as Mordecai snickers. Sam laughs. "Good one, dude. I'll be right back with your food, guys" he walks away. "Dude, did you see how hard he laughed at me?" Rigby asked. "That wasn't funny." (Y/n) said.

"Yes it was. (Y/n), what's your problem?" Rigby asked. Sam comes back and puts the food down. "Here you go, guys." He puts three salads down on the table. "Salad? Where's my French dip?" Rigby asked. "Huh? Oh, I'm sorry dude. I messed up, let me take it back." He apologized. "Everything okay, Sam? You seem like you've got a "full plate". Mordecai said. He laughs. "Yeah! I'm just a little stressed 'cause I'm moving out of my place today." He said. "I can help you." (Y/n) said quickly, and her best friends glare at her. "Really? Thanks, (Y/n)." He said. "Hey, Sam, I can help you move too." Rigby said. "Me too." Mordecai said. "Oh, perfect! Do you guys mind coming by my place in an hour?" He asked.

"Oh, we don't mind. It'll be a "moving" experience for all of us." Rigby said, and Sam laughs again. "Dude, you're hilarious." He said. (Y/n) kicks the two of them under the table. "Ow!" They both shouted. "What?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, what's your problem?" Mordecai asked. "My problem?!" She asked. "Wait a minute... I think I know what it is, you're jealous." Rigby said. "What? No I'm not." (Y/n) denied. "(Y/n), you're just jealous 'cause I made him laugh and all you do is sit like this: Uh, uh, uh..." Rigby imitates her and Mordecai chuckles. "Whatever. Just stay out of my way when I'm helping him move." (Y/n) said. Later on the trio are outside of Sam's apartment, where they are helping him put boxes into a truck. "Alright, guys, we're almost done." He said. (Y/n) puts a box into the truck. "Do it. Just do it. Hey, Sam.

Um, I've been meaning to ask you, uh, do you want to, uh, have me pick up that box?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, yeah, thanks! This is the last one, but be careful because it's really..." he sees (Y/n) trying to pick it up. "..heavy. Uh, do you need help with that?" He asked. "It's cool. I got it." She carries the box over to the truck. "Hey, Sam. Briefs or," Rigby pulls the box up. "Boxers?" He asked. "You're so funny, man. Okay, gotta go talk to the manager. I'll be right back." He walks away. (Y/n) angrily walks towards them. "Alright! That's it, you two need to leave. You're ruining my chances with Sam!" She shouted. Mordecai scoffs and crosses his arms. "What chances?" He asked.