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But I Have a Receipt

The park workers are all in the living room. Benson runs through with choices for game night. "Ahem. Alright. The options for this month's game night are:" Benson reads the list. "Checkers, cards, Double Dutch, Tiddly Winks and—" he pauses.  "My Mom" isn't a game, Muscle Man. That doesn't even make sense." He said. "Looks like I win!" He high fives Hi Five Ghost and (Y/n) rolls her eyes.

"Let's play Ball-bo Catcher!" Pops plays with the Ball-Bo catcher and laughs. "A crossword puzzle?" Skips asked. "Okay, let's vote." Mordecai yawns. "Yes, Mordecai?" Benson asked. "Oh, nothing." He replied. "Do you have a better idea?" Benson asked. "We could play one of those stale old games we usually play." Mordecai said. "Or we could play the sci-fi fantasy epic of the century!" Rigby holds up game box. "Behold, The Realm of Darthon!" He said.

Mordecai waves his arms while vocalizing. "So, what is it?" Benson asked. "It's a role-playing game. We make up an adventure and you guys try to beat it." (Y/n) said. "You can use magic and stuff." Rigby said. "A game of imagination? What fun!" Pops said. "Sounds lame." Muscle Man said. "No way." Rigby said. "The guy at the store told us it's the hottest RPG of the year."  (Y/n) said, and Benson sighs. "All in favor?" Benson asked. everyone else but Skips agrees. "WHOOOOO! Darthon! Darthon!" The duo high-five. "WHOOOOO!" And(Y/n) giggles.

"Get ready for the best game night of your life." Rigby said. Later in the kitchen, the park workers are all playing Realm of Darthon. "Your party walks down a long hallway and reaches a locked door. What do you do?" Mordecai asked. "I smash it open with my war claw! Then, a bunch of ladies come out, and they're all, "Ooh Muscle Man, quit pinching my butt with your war claw!" Muscle Man said. "Roll the 50-sided die to see if you unlock the door." (Y/n) said. Skips looks at the die and marbles.

"All we have is a 48-sided die and two marbles." He said. "Close enough." Rigby said. Muscle Man rolls the die and marbles... only for all of them to roll off the table. "Did it work?" He asked. Rigby looks at the chart. "Uhhh... I don't think so." He said. "This blows." Muscle Man said. Pops waves his hand. "Mordecai! Mordecai!" He then speaks in a western accent. "But I'll reckon I'd like a turn now!" He said. Mordecai looks at the book. "Cyborg cowboys take three days to awaken from hypersleep. Sorry, Pops." He said, and Pops moans. "Can't he cast a saving throw?" Skips asked. "Uhhh..." Mordecai said. "What does all this stuff mean? Are we even in Darthon yet?" Benson asked.

(Y/n) flips through the book, moaning. "Or is that just an artifact for something?" Benson asked. (Y/n) flips through the book, then quickly closes it. "Uhhh... your party is suddenly ambushed by a flock of manbats! Skips the Mighty gets first strike!" She said. Skips rolls the dice and marbles. "Let's see..." Rigby calculates. "Pirate samurai have plus two times two shen... minus three charisma... divide by number of geese... Do we have a protractor?" He asked. "I'm outta here." Benson said. All of the park workers, except for the trio, get up and walk away. "Worst game night ever!" Muscle Man said.

"Dude, they're right!" Rigby knocks away the stand. "This game sucks!" He shouted. "Let's get our money back." Mordecai said. At the Comics Plus store, there's a long line of people standing in front of the store. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby walk past the crowd to get to the front. "Out of the way! Out of the way, everybody!" Rigby said. "Coming through, coming through!"  Mordecai said. "Sorry, excuse me, sorry!" (Y/n) said, as she tries to avoid everyone without bumping into them. "Out of the way! Out of the way people!" Rigby said. They've reached the front of the line.

"We're here for a refund." (Y/n) said. "I'd love to give you a refund, but you need a receipt for that." The clerk said. "I got a receipt right here." Rigby slaps the receipt onto the table. "Excellent. And now the unopened product?" The clerk asked. "What?! You can't return it if it's opened?!" Mordecai asked. "Well, yes! It's clearly stated on the back of your receipt." The clerk said. "But that's not how it works! You get a refund for a purchase you're unhappy with! How can you be unhappy with something you haven't even opened?!" (Y/n snapped.