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Terror Tales of the Park IV

At the house, two kids dressed in costumes walk up to the front door. One kid rings the doorbell, and Muscle Man, in a green beast mask, opens the door and tries to scare them. The two kids hold out their bags. "You gotta scream first, bro." Muscle Man said. "But we're not scared." Muscle Man removes the beast mask. "Do you want the candy or not?" The two kids scream, drop their bags, and run away. "That's... that's what I thought." He closes the door and joins his friends in the living room. "Alright, we're closing up shop. No more trick-or-treaters." He said. "So, what do you guys wanna do? The night is still young. I got a cat sitter, so I can be out for at least another hour." Benson said. "I've got an idea, bro." Muscle Man turns off the light.

"Scary stories!" He said. Mordecai turns the light back on. "Dude, we do that every year." He said. "Yeah, it's getting kind of old." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, let's do something really scary." Rigby said. "Well, we can rent a few genre films." Skips said. "Or we could go to bed early, and be alone with our thoughts." Pops said. "Yeah, that sounds terrifying." (Y/n) joked, and Rigby snickers. "Nah, let's go to a haunted house.

Those are the scariest." Rigby said. "You know who else is the scariest?" Muscle Man turns off the light. "MY MOM!" He shouted. Mordecai turns the light back on. "Augh! Not this again." He said. "No, dudes, she's seriously scary, like a haunted house." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) scoffs. "I'll believe it when I see it." She said. "Yeah, yeah, just like how she eats raw acorns?" Rigby asked. "Uh-huh." Muscle Man said. "Or that she swam across the ocean with one arm tied behind her back?" Skips asked. "Yup." Muscle Man said. "Or that she's a registered notary public?" Mordecai asked.

"Yeah, it's all true, bro. Everyone knows all the best comedy is based on truth." Muscle Man said. "Prooooove iiiiiiit!" Rigby said. "What?" Muscle Man asked. "Proooooove iiiiiiit!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby said. "Woah, let's just slow down and..." Muscle Man said. "Come to think of it, I've never seen your mom." Benson said. "Yeah, me neither." Fives said. "Well, she doesn't really like visitors, so..." Muscle Man said. "What? Even Fives hasn't met her? But you two are like best friends!" (Y/n) said. "Now we have to do it!" Rigby said. "What are you angling at, bro?"

Muscle Man asked. "If your mom is so amazing, let's meet her." Mordecai said. Everyone starts begging. "Listen, I think I'm getting tired." Muscle Man starts sweating. "I'm just gonna go home." He said. "Booooooooooooooo!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby said. Everyone starts begging again. "Augh! Fine! I'll take you to meet my mom on one condition." Muscle Man turns off the light. "You gotta tell scary stories the whole way there." He said. "Augh!" "You really want those scary stories, don't you, Muscle Man?" (Y/n) asked. Muscle Man is later driving with the gang in his car. "Alright, chumps, who's first?" Muscle Man asked. "Oh, I have a story." Pops said. "Wait, really?" (Y/n) asked in surprise. "Yes." Pops said.

The Hole (as told by Pops)

The house is filled with Halloween decorations, Mordecai is in his Earth costume, (Y/n) is in the Pluto costume, and Rigby is in his Uranus costume. Mordecai is getting some fruit punch. "Augh! This party! I hate dressing like this." Rigby said. "That's only because you chose Uranus. Ha ha. ha." Mordecai said. "It was the only one that fit!" Rigby said. "At least you're still a planet." (Y/n) joked, and Rigby looks confused.

"What? Pluto is a planet." Rigby said. "No it isn't, dude." Mordecai said. "Yes it is!" Rigby said. "No it's not." (Y/n) said. "Okay then, what're you, some kind of planet expert?" Rigby asked. "No, but I'm pretty sure NASA is, and they're the ones who declared this." (Y/n) said. "Whatever you say." Rigby said. Muscle Man is in his Mars costume, and Pops is in his sun costume. "So I said, "That's not your back scratcher, that's my toothbrush!" Muscle Man said. He and Pops laugh. "It's true, you did say that to me." Pops said. "Yeah, we both remember." A bell sound is heard, and Skips, in his Jupiter costume, stops licking his lollipop.