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Daddy Issues

At Cheezers, there's a long line. Rigby can be heard groaning while in line with (Y/n), Mordecai, and CJ. "We've only three inches of this line and I'm starving!" Rigby said. "You just had breakfast, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, a whole half hour ago. Urrgh!" Inside Cheezers, a cheese sandwich is being grilled. A waiter, carrying the food, goes to the table where the gang is sitting. "Alright! Now we're talking!" Rigby said. The waiter places the food on their table. "Here you go. Four Cheddargeddons with a side of tomato bisque." The waiter said.

"Aw yea-yuh! Cheddargeddon my stomach!" CJ said. "Haha, nice." (Y/n) said. "Hey man, what's with the balls?" Rigby asked. He is referring to the yellow balls placed with their meals. "Those are complimentary golf balls for our new Sink Hole ide Queso! challenge." The waiter said. "If you get a hole-in-one, your party eats for free." He continued. "Oh, yes!" Rigby picks up his sandwich and throws it against the restroom door. "Rigby, what are you doing?" (Y/n) asked. "Free stuff always tastes better." He goes over to the challenge. "Now let's do this!" Rigby starts goofily laughing while holding a golf club. He hits the ball and it bounces off goal, landing in a man's tomato soup.

Rigby screams. "Mordecai, you gotta make this shot! I don't wanna have to eat my lunch off the bathroom door!" Rigby shouted. "Move..." Mordecai takes a shot, but it misses, and rolls straight back to Mordecai's feet. "No!!! Why?" Rigby shouted. "Sorry, dude." Mordecai walks off as (Y/n) runs over. "Oh, oh - my turn!" (Y/n) takes a shot, but it doesn't even make it as far as Rigby's. "Aw...sorry, Rigby." She said. "Your turn, CJ." Mordecai said. "Uh, that's okay. I think I'll pass." CJ said. "Aw, come on! Just try it! You can't be any worse than us." (Y/n) said.

"I just really don't like mini golf." CJ said. "Please CJ, I'm so hungry!" Rigby begged, and CJ sighs. "Here." CJ takes the golf club and hits the ball, getting a hole-in-one. Fireworks shoot out of the course as the Cheezer's Mascot bursts through the wall. "Boss! Boss! Someone won!" A mascot said. "Cheezers of partying approval alone, we have a winner! Chaz Melter, CEO and Founder of Cheezers.

You are the first and only customer to beat the Sink Hole ide Queso! Congratulations!" Chaz passes CJ a giant check for a free lunch. "Huh?" She asked. "Say...with skills like that, you gotta play in the Putterpalooza this weekend! Uh, sponsored by Cheezers, of course. Grand prize is a "Cut the Cheezers" card. Win one of these babies and you get to cut in the front of the line for life!" Chaz said. "Aw, yeayuh! No more lines!" Rigby said. "Yeah, that must be a paradise for you." (Y/n) crossed her arms and smirks, and Mordecai laughs. "Whatever." Rigby said.

"Look - I don't wanna do this! I don't like mini golf!" CJ said. "And I don't like waiting in line! We're talking about cutting in front of people and getting away with it! You're the only one who can win this for us!" Rigby shouted, and (Y/n) slaps him. "Ow!" "Look, if she doesn't want to, she doesn't have to. Don't force her into this, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "Oh come on, (Y/n). It'll be really fun, just try it and see! Think of all the time we'll save skipping all the lines." Mordecai said, and CJ sighs. "Okay. I'll play." She said. "Oh, yeayuh - Cut the Cheezers!" Rigby said. "But I'm gonna need a little practice if I'm gonna enter the tournament." CJ said. "You don't need practice! You're gouda 'nuff to win! Heh." Chaz said, and the gang stares at him. "I get paid extra to say that." Chaz said. "We figured." (Y/n) said.

~Time Skip~

The gang are at a Putt Hut mini-golf course. "Okay...don't get your hopes up. I'm a little rusty." CJ attempts a shot and gets another hole-in-one. "That's what you call rusty?" Rigby asked. They see CJ get another two hole-in-ones. "Intuitive pivoting? Angle control? You got serious skills, CJ!" (Y/n) said. "How did I not know you were amazing at this?" Mordecai asked. "Eh - I'm full of surprises." She hits another ball, but it bounces off a novelty mermaid's tail and into a lake. CJ gets angry, turning slowly into a storm cloud. "How did I miss that shot!?"