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Ello Gov'nor

At the movie store, an employee is dancing around at the front. He's wearing an outfit that depicts King Kong climbing the Empire State Building." Movies! Rent your movies!" Rigby rushes out of the store, carrying a movie case. He bumps into the employee. "Oh, sorry man." The employees said. Rigby chuckles. "Nice outfit." He runs off. "It's a costume! They make me wear it!"

The employee shouted back. Back at the house, it's nighttime, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are ready to watch the movie. "Movie night!" Mordecai holds up a bowl of popcorn. "I got the popcorn!" He said. Rigby holds up the movie, showing only the backside. "I got the movie!" He said. "Wait, I thought we were watching Shy Guy." Mordecai holds up the movie. The case is pink and has a big red heart on it. "Dude, you've seen that movie 100 times. I got something better. BAM!" Rigby shows the movie to Mordecai.

It's called "Ello Gov'nor," and it has a picture of an evil British Taxi on the cover. "Ello Gov'nor?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n)'s eyes widened. "Wait, is that a horror movie?" She asked nervously. "Yeah, (Y/n), it's foreign. Check it. A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver, seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him. Pay the fare..." he pops his head from behind the case. "...or pay the price." He said. "No, Rigby. I'm not watching another horror movie." (Y/n) said firmly, and Rigby scowls. "Yeah, man. Last time I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week! And (Y/n) literally wouldn't let go of me the entire time." Mordecai said, and she smiles sheepishly. "No, man, it'll be different.

This one is old and cheesy. It will be hilarious." Rigby said, and (Y/n) scoffs. "Yeah, right." She said, and Rigby smirks. "What's the matter, (Y/n)? Are you too scared?" Rigby asked. "Pfft, no. I just don't like scary movies. Can't we just pick something that we'd all enjoy?" She asked. "I think you would enjoy this movie, if you would stop being such a scaredy cat." Rigby said. "I'm NOT scared! They just make me uncomfortable, okay?" (Y/n) asked, crossing her arms,

and Rigby narrows his eyes. "Oh really? Because what I think I see here is a big chicken." He said. "Rigby, that's enough." Mordecai scolded. "I'm not a chicken!" (Y/n) shouted. Rigby then began to imitate one. "Oh wait, do you guys hear that? It sounds like... Bock-bock. Bock. Oh, that's weird-Bocock, bocAW! Is that?-BACAWK! That sounds like-BACAW! Yeah, a chicken!" Rigby said, he crosses his arms with a smirk. Mordecai narrows his eyes. He knew that Rigby was just trying to piss her off in order to manipulate her, like he's done to him on multiple occasions, but something about him doing it to her infuriated him.

"Rigby, knock it off! If she doesn't want to watch it don't be such a jerk about it!" But it was too late as (Y/n) had furiously snatched the movie from Rigby. "Fine! I'll watch your stupid movie!" She slams the tape into the VCR and stares at the tv furiously. Mordecai glares at Rigby. "Uncool, dude. Why do you always have to be such a jerk?" He asked. "Oh, relax. She'll get over it." Rigby said. Mordecai glares at him for a few more minutes until (Y/n) rejoins them on the sofa in between the two and stares at the floor.

Mordecai looks at her in concern before sighing softly and watching the movie, and the movie begins playing with ominous music. The card reads, "ELLO GOV'NOR, (c) MCMLXXXII. M&R fake screaming, but laugh pretty quickly. "See, isn't this fun?" Rigby asked (Y/n), but she didn't respond. Rigby just shrugs as Mordecai looks at her with more concern. The movie starts at a boarding school. In the classroom, a boy sits quietly and opens his composition notebook to see a tire print engraved in it. He gasps, and then looks out the window to see the taxi.

"Ello, gov'nor." The taxi drives into the window, and, off-screen, runs him over. Mordecai laughs a little, but (Y/n)'s eyes are wide with terror as she can't stop watching, and Rigby seems like he is scared too. In the next scene of the movie, a woman is in her bathroom combing her hair. She closes the cabinet, and, in the mirror, they can see the taxi behind the shower curtain. "Ello, gov'nor." She turns around and sees the British taxi come out of her shower, which runs her over off-screen. Mordecai yawns with boredom, and Rigby is scared,