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The Best Burger in the World

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, Pops and Skips are all sitting on the steps. "Hey, You guys going to the grill em up truck for lunch?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, you know it, baby." Muscle Man said. "What's the Grill 'em Up truck?" Pops asked. "It's a food truck. They make the best burger in the world." Mordecai said. "That's a bold claim." Skips said. "No it's not. We saw it on TV." Rigby said. "Yeah, 'cause you should definitely believe everything you hear on tv." (Y/n) said sarcastically. Some time earlier, the trio are watching the commercial. "Next up on Food Truck Armageddon, the Grill 'em Up food truck is being credited with creating the world's best burger!"

On the TV, a graphic of earth zooms up before it is crushed by a giant burger. A caption appears on screen. "The Ulti-Meatum!" It cuts to a guy named Ajay Maldonaldo making the burge. "Head Chef Ajay Maldonaldo's been making headlines with his no-hold-bars style of burger!" "The Ulti-Meatum is a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with two deep-fried cheeseburgers as buns, and then we add our special ketchup that we get from the Himalayas!" Ajay said as the burger is being made. "The Ulti-Meatum is so amazing, it's only being offered once every 100 years!" The caption

"ULTI-MEATY" appears as two cows approach two giant Ulti-Meatums and moo. It cuts back to the kitchen. "Anyone who doesn't eat one... " Ajay crosses his arms across his chest then holds them up making fists. "...is a chump!" He said. "Well, that sounds pretty awesome." Skips said. "Yeah, it's awesome. That's what we're saying!" Rigby said. "I heard, that if you ask for it Idaho style, they put a whole bag of chips in it!" Muscle Man laughs. "Ooh, I want my Ulti-Meatum Idaho style." Pops said. Everyone agrees as Benson drives up in the cart.

"Alright, everybody, listen up. We got a lot of work to do today, so let's get started." Benson reads the clipboard. "Skips and Pops, I want you guys to section off the grass we just planted. Muscle Man and High-Fives, go with them and bring the wood chipper with you." He said. "You got it." Muscle Man said. "Mordecai and Rigby, I don't really have that much for you to do." Benson said.

(Y/n)'s best friends high five. "Mhmph! Hmhmph! Hmhmph!" Although (Y/n) raised an eyebrow at this as she knew there was a catch to that statement. "Oh, except for every job you didn't finish last week." Benson said. And there it is. "Aw, what? But we finished everything!" Mordecai said. "You guys didn't finish one job last week. Not one." Benson said. Benson turns to (Y/n). "What's the deal, (Y/n)? Huh? Why haven't they been doing their jobs? I gave you the task of watching them from now so they'd do just that and stop slacking off so much, remember?" Benson asked.

"Hey lay off her! It's not her fault we had something better do to." Rigby said. "Technically it is since she's your mentor, her job is always to make sure you do yours, that or making sure you two idiots do the job right. And that attitude right there will get you nowhere in life, pal." Benson said, and Rigby spits. "Oh, and you know that food truck that's gonna be here?" Benson asked. "Yeah. What about it?" (Y/n) asked. "You guys aren't going until you finish all your jobs! And you better make sure they do it this time, (Y/n)!" Benson shouted.

"What? We don't even have that much to do!" Mordecai said. "Well, then I guess it won't take you that long to finish." Benson reads the clipboard as the truck drives up in the background. "All you have to do is mow the lawn in the Frisbee field..." a horn blares." ...clean the tool shed..." the trio notice the food truck coming up. "...you still need to finish picking up the trash in the north end of the park..." Ajay and another chef step out of the food truck. "...scrub both of the men's restrooms..." Ajay flips the sign to show the stand. "...and make sure there's soap in the dispensers."

Ajay and the other chef high-five. "You still haven't cleaned out Skips' garage, either." Benson said. "Benson, please! You can't do this to us!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah, Benson, this is messed up!" Rigby said. "Well, too bad. Until I see that every last one of your jobs is finished, then none of you are going... ...near that burger truck!" Benson said. First, the trio are mowing the lawn, when Mordecai notices the truck off in the distance. They drop the mowers and try to run over to the truck, but Benson drives up right then and stops them while shaking his head, then signals them to get in the cart. Next, the trio are scrubbing the bathroom floor.