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Diary

Mordecai and Rigby are walking in (Y/n)'s room. "Dude, let's water them later." Rigby said. "No! We're watering (Y/n)'s plants now!" Mordecai shouted. They continue into the inside. Mordecai & Rigby continue to walk into (Y/n)'s room. "Ugh! You're so whipped." Mordecai & Rigby stop walking for a moment. "No, I'm not." Mordecai said. "Yeah right! You're whipped with a capital..." Rigby raises arm and makes a whip noise. "Can we just get this over with?" Rigby asked.

"Chill, dude!" Mordecai walks over to a bookshelf. He then grabs a picture frame. In it, he sees (Y/n), Margaret and Eileen in the desert. "I can't believe (Y/n) asked us to water her plants while she's gone for the weekend. I think this really shows a level of trust." Mordecai said. "Well duh, we're her best friends, you idiot." Rigby said. "Yeah, but usually she's always wanted us to stay "out" of her room, remember?" Mordecai asked. "True... she'd usually always be like "get outta here!" Rigby said in a badly high pitched (Y/n) voice, while dramatically waving his arms.

"Man, she's got a lot of plants!" Rigby said. Mordecai opens another cabinet. "I can't believe you told her you'd water all these. What a chump." Rigby said. "Well like you said, it's because (Y/n)'s our best friend." Mordecai said, and Rigby scoffs. "Yeah, your friend without benefits." He grumbled. "Hey, shut up and help me find the watering can." Rigby groans and the duo begin looking for the can. First, Mordecai opens a cabinet, but then closes it when he sees no can. Next, Rigby walks past her bathroom, seeing no can. Then, Mordecai looks into the closet for the can, and then closes it. Last, Rigby tries to open the bedroom door, but finds it locked.

On the door, there is a red hat. Rigby picks up the hat, puts it on, then does another terrible (Y/n) impression. "Oh, Mordecai, he's alright." Rigby leans against the fridge. "Besides, it's not like we're dating or anything. I just let him come in my room to water my plants sometimes." He said. "Hey, put that back!" Mordecai shouted. "No. I wanna wear it while I water the plants." Rigby said. "Put it back!" Mordecai shouted. "Make me." Rigby said. Mordecai shoves Rigby in an attempt to knock the hat off of him. The fight goes on for a few seconds as Rigby yells.

"Get off of me! I wanna wear it while I water the plants!" He shouted. Rigby goes headfirst into a bookshelf, knocking down a diary from the bookshelf and ripping the lock. "Dude, what did you do?!" Mordecai picks up the book. "What do you mean, what did I do?! You pushed me!" Rigby shouted. "Dude, you broke it!" Mordecai shouted. "Yeah right, you can't break books!

And besides, even if it did break, just put it back and don't say anything!" Rigby said. "Dude, you totally broke it! Look, this thing has a lock on it." Mordecai flips it back. "What? What kind of book has a lock on it?" Rigby asked. "I don't know." From Mordecai's point of view, the opening page reads, in courier text, "THIS DIARY BELONGS TO," and, on the bottom, it says (Y/n)'s name in underlined italics. "Oh no." He closes the diary. "What?" Rigby asked.

"This is (Y/n)'s diary! Dude, she's gonna think I was reading her diary!" He leans against the wall. "This is bad." He said. "Dude, what's the big deal? It's just some lame old diary. I mean, why do people even need to keep secrets? I don't have any secrets. Do you have any secrets? I know I sure don't." Rigby lied. "I don't care! If she comes home and finds this thing broken, she's gonna think I read it! We have to fix it before she gets back." Mordecai said. Mordecai puts the broken lock back to place. "Come on, come on." The lock falls off. "Agh." He said. "Will you chill out? It's not gonna stick without glue." Rigby gets up from the couch.

"Agh, looks like Rigby has to bail you out again." He goes into the kitchen and looks through one of the cabinets and he finds "Supe the Glup" "Aw yeah, "Supe the Glup." He said. "Dude, just a drop." Mordecai said. "I know." Rigby said. "Just a drop." Mordecai said. "I know!" He squirts a lot of glue on the diary. Mordecai pushes Rigby. "Dude, I said "Just a drop!" He shouted.