"Everything seemed perfectly normal for our heroes. Just another ordinary day at the park. Until..." Carter and Briggs are on TV. Carter is blazing a flamethrower at a person, turning them into a skeleton. "YAAAAAHHH!!!" He throws the flamethrower. "Now that's what I call, playing with fire!" Briggs shouted. The duo spin donuts in their police car. "AWWW YeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeYEAH!"
They shouted. Carter pulls down his sunglasses. "And now a word from our sponsors." He said. "Carter and Brigs love to spin donuts in their car." A PlayCo businessman said. "And we like to spin circles around the competition with our toys!" A second PlayCo businessman said. PlayCo Businessman #1 points to the camera. "If you know us, you know our name is synonymous with," the TV cuts to a list with a blue toy next to it, then shows another weird toy.
"Quality, innovation, and just the best darn toy products on the market." It cuts back on both businessmen. "Isn't that right." They look slyly to the left. Carter and Briggs appear next to them and the businessmen pretend to act surprised. "Carter and Briggs!?" They asked. Carter gives a nervous look, fake smiling. "Yep, we sure like your toys." He said. Both Carter and Briggs look at the camera with a fake smile, Briggs looks upset. "Our contract says we have to." He said, and (Y/n) cringes. "Yikes." She said as the trio was right by the TV. "Woah, Carter and Briggs are doing commercials now?" Rigby asked. "Maaaan, I can't believe they sold out like this!" Mordecai said. PlayCo Businessman #1 is laughing way too hard and slamming his hand on the table. "HAHAHA!" He calms down. "Oh man, those guys!
And now a special look at our new line of Carter and Briggs figures!" He said. PlayCo Businessman #2 whispers to Carter and Briggs. "Say it!" "Awwww, yeyeyeyeyeyeyeah..." the duo said unenthusiastically. The commercial shows Briggs going into a time portal and Carter watching him. "Carter follows Briggs into a time portal to become," it shows the toys. "Carter and Briggs 3099!" It shows toys in action. "Alien crime lord attacks!" An alien toy breaks down the toy wall. "Give me all your credits!" A child said as they played with the toy. The commercial shows the toy Carter by the alien. "Carter swoops in with his hover suit!" It shows toy Briggs. "Briggs hits the bad guy with a non-lethal fractal kick!" The voice said. "Hi-yah!" A second kid said. "Waugh!" The toy alien falls into the garbage can. "You have the right to remain dead!" The second kid said as he plays with the Briggs toy.
One boy is holding toy Carter and the other is holding toy Briggs. "Travel through time, tough on crime!" They shouted. The commercial shows toy Carter and Briggs, the alien toy, and a toy version of Carter and Briggs' police car. "Carter and Briggs toys are sold separately. From PlayCo." It cuts to the brand logo. "PlayCo!" The commercial said. (Y/n) holds up toy Carter in front of the TV. "This piece of junk costs fourteen dollars?" She, Mordecai and Rigby are kneeling on the floor with the Carter and Briggs toys in the living room of the house. "It looks horrible!" (Y/n) said. "No kidding." Rigby puts the toy near his face and mimicking the error with his eye. "Mine's eyeball looks like it's leaking into his face!" He said. Mordecai tries to make it stand up, but it falls.
"They can't even stand up on their own." He said. "I know!" Rigby picks up Carter and has Carter and Brigg's backs to each other. "You have to, like, lean them against each other!" He said. (Y/n) picks up Carter. "And Carter's shirt!" She points at the toy's torso. "They painted it skin color so it looks like he's just shirtless. I hope somebody got fired for that one. How about the fractal kick? Does that work?" She asked. Rigby prepares to launch. "Fractaaaaaaaaal!" It launches and lands in Benson's tomato bisque that he is eating on the couch. Benson looks at the trio. "Grrrrrr! You ruined my tomato bisque with your ridiculous toys!" He shouted. "They're not toys! They're collectibles? At least, they're supposed to be." Mordecai said as he looks at the toys. "Yeah, these are pretty much garbage. PlayCo, more like PlayNo." Rigby chucks the Briggs toy towards the front door. It hits the door as Pops comes running in.
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FanfictionThree best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai, a brown raccoon named Rigby, and a chipmunk named (Y/n) work as groundskeepers at a park, spending their days trying to entertain themselves (occasionally by perfecting useless skills during work hours...
