The park members are sitting on the steps of Pops' house while Benson is announcing at the front. "All right, everyone, quiet down. We all got to setup for a band that's playing at the park tonight." Benson said, and the park members chatter. "What band, Benson?" (Y/n) asked. "It's not important." He replied. "What's the matter? We only want to know what band." Mordecai said. "Hair to the Throne." All park workers except Benson gasp. "Hair to the Throne?!" The trio asked. "One of the greatest living bands to ever live is coming to the park?!" Rigby asked. "This is huge. Hair to the Throne got me though high school." Muscle Man said. All park workers except Benson get psyched talking about it. "You got to tell us everything!" (Y/n) said.
"Yeah! Do we get to meet them?" Rigby asked. "How about backstage passes?" Muscle Man asked. "Are they gonna play the sweet drum solo off their first album?" Mordecai asked. "The most epic drum solo in history." Rigby said. "You've heard it, right?" (Y/n) asked. "I guess you're kind of out of touch, huh?" Rigby asked, and Benson turns red. "Don't worry. You can totally borrow my—" Mordecai began. "Oh, I've heard it because it was me! I performed that drum solo!" After a short pause, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby laugh. "Get real, Benson." Mordecai said.
"Yeah, we know you used to be in a band or whatever, but there's no way you played that solo." Rigby said. "Oh, just because I'm some lame, old park manager, I can't do it?" Benson asked. "Benson, That solo features a hundred and fifty pieces of percussion." (Y/n) said. "It's too advanced for anyone to play." Skips said. "It is not!" Benson shouted. "It's dangerous for a person to play. I heard some guy in Denmark tried," Rigby raises his arms. "And his skeleton caught on fire!" Mordecai nods.
"How about I play the solo then?" Benson asked. "What?" (Y/n) asked. "That's right. If you want to hear some real drumming and not some artificial garbage, I'll be performing the legendary solo right before the concert." Benson said. The band's bus shows up, and a bunch of screaming fans are running towards it. All park workers, except Benson, run to the bus as well. "Oh, look, they're here!" Rigby said.
"UGH!" Benson shouted. "Out of the way, losers." Muscle Man pushes fans out of the way. The park workers approach the band. "You must be the park workers." Oggy said. "Yeah, dude." Rigby said. "Of course, we know you guys. Gunner Von Strauss, lead guitar. Oggy Ogostrom, lead vocals. The bass player." (Y/n) said, and the bass player frowns. "But where's the—" Rigby gasps as some sort of a machine comes out of the bus. "No way! The Drumotron VI!" He says it as the letters V-I and not the Roman numeral six. "Ooh!" Everyone said.
The Drumotron VI performs a drum fill. "That was the most realistic drum fill I've ever heard." Skips said, and Benson scoffs. "That fill was a joke. Tell them, Oggy. Tell them the Drumotron is ripping off my solo." He said. Oggy sighs. "You never played that drum solo, Benson." He said. "The Drumotron VI played that solo -- always has, always will." Gunner said. "Anyway, it's impossible to play." Oggy said. "Yeah? Well, I'm gonna play it before the concert. I'm gonna show the world the truth." Benson said. "Ooh!" The band said. "Oi, what happened to your hair, Benson?" Oggy asked.
"IT'S HEREDITARY!" Benson shouted. "Ha! Yeah, look at this chrome dome." Oggy said. "Chrome dome?" The Drumotron VI copies what Benson said and electronically speeds it up. The park workers are impressed, while Benson is unimpressed. "Cool." Mordecai said. "Now, we have a surprise for you lot. We're making you our honorary roadies." Gunner said. Everyone except Benson takes backstage passes from the band, excited. "Yeah! This is the best!" (Y/n) said, and Benson groans. Gunner waves the last pass tauntingly. "Benson?"
Benson slaps the pass out of Gunner's hand. "UGH!!! I'M NOT YOUR ROADIE! (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, come on. You're helping me get the rest of my kit." Benson said. "Aw, what? But honorary roadies." The trio said. "I'm still your boss. I'm not asking. I'm telling. Now, come on!" Benson walks away. The trio groan and follow Benson. "You're making a huge mistake, Benson. You're only gonna embarrass yourself! Oggy shouted. (Y/n), Mordecai,
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FanfictionThree best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai, a brown raccoon named Rigby, and a chipmunk named (Y/n) work as groundskeepers at a park, spending their days trying to entertain themselves (occasionally by perfecting useless skills during work hours...
