Regular Show X Reader

New Bro on Campus

All of the park workers are outside. "Alright, we got a lot of big jobs, so we're gonna work in pairs today. Pops and Skips, spray the paddle boats down by the docks. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, take out the trash by the snack bar. Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost, my A-Team, I need you two to work your magic, and remove those old stumps by the playground." Benson said. "Uh, I'd rather work alone today." Muscle Man said, sounding upset, and everyone gasps. "What?" Benson asked. "You heard me, I want to work alone." Muscle Man said. "Okay, what's the problem here?"

Benson asked, slightly irritated. "He uploaded a highly confidential video of me onto the internet." Muscle Man said. (Y/n) was surprised. "What?! Are you sure? Fives doesn't seem like the type who would do something like that." (Y/n) said. "Yes I'm sure!" Muscle Man snapped. "You labeled the files wrong! I got confused!" Fives said. "It was your camera, bro! Don't lay this on me!" Muscle Man shouted. "Well, I took the video down before it spread, didn't I?" Fives asked. "Oh, you mean this video?" Rigby plays a video of Muscle Man holding a South of the Line chile relleno with tongs, wearing an apron that says "Kiss The Chef" in the kitchen on his phone.

"It's recording." Fives said. "For those of you who didn't believe me, I'm gonna be the first person to successfully fry a South of the Line chile relleno. Okay, here it goes, bro." He drops the chile relleno into a fryer, but it explodes, burning off his clothes, then he starts squealing and panicking, he first knocks down the dishes from the table, then he runs around screaming, knocking down the fryer, then he rolls on the floor until he stops. The park workers laugh. "Classic Muscle Man." Skips said. "Yeah, this thing has like fifty million hits, too!" Rigby said. "It's funny, because all of his clothes burned off!" Pops said, the park workers laugh again.

Muscle Man stares angrily at Hi-Five Ghost. "Look, Muscle Man, I..." Fives said. "No, don't even say it, bro! The damage is done! I never want to speak to you again." Muscle Man said. 'Yikes...' (Y/n) thought, knowing firsthand how hurtful words could be sometimes. "Well, okay, if that's what you want, then I gotta go. Excuse me!" Fives flies away, distraught, and (Y/n) felt bad for him. "Uh, alright. Muscle Man, in that case, you'll be with (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby.

I guess that's it. I'm gonna go and process all of this." Benson, Pops and Skips walk away. "Muscle Man, that was pretty harsh. He did say it was an accident." (Y/n) said. "Yeah dude, Hi-Five Ghost took that pretty bad. Maybe, you should go talk to him." Mordecai said. "Yeah right! I'm glad he feels bad. I'm never speaking to that traitor again." Muscle Man said. "Come on, dude, that's crazy." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, you guys have been best friends forever." Rigby said. "Not so, bro." Muscle Man said. "What? What are you talking about?" Mordecai asked. "When I first met Hi-Five Ghost, I couldn't stand him."

(Flashback begins at a high school called South Tree High.)

'You see, back in high school, I was the most popular guy for miles.' "Hey it's Muscle Man!" A student said. "Hey Muscle Man!" Some other students said. "Hey Muscle Man." A girl nearly kisses a guy who looks like Muscle Man but notices he isn't Muscle Man. "Hey! You're not Muscle Man!" Reggie cleans the gold plaque that says "MUSCLE MAN" "Hey Muscle Man! How's it going? Aw what am I saying? You're the most popular guy in school! You're probably doing great!" Reggie said.

"You're right Reggie! I am doing great!" A black car with a plate that says "FIVES" arrives and all the students look at the car. The driver is revealed to be Hi-Five Ghost. "Your car is really amazing!" A female student said. "Oh thanks! It's a stick shift. Well. I'll be seeing ya!" Students then say bye to Hi-Five Ghost. "Wow! That guy is cool! If you don't watch yourself Muscle Man, you might not be cool anymore!" Reggie laughs. "It's just a joke Muscle Man. You know how you like Reggie's jokes!" He said. "Yeah. A joke." Muscle Man said.

(Later in a classroom.)

"Class, we have a new student joining us today. So, tell us a little bit about yourself." The teacher said. "Well, I moved here from Wichita. I like music and uh, my name is Hi-Five Ghost. But my friends call me Fives." Fives said. "Well then, guess no one calls you Fives! Get it? Because you have no friends!" Muscle Man said. Fives laughs. "No. I have tons of friends. But do you want me to be your friend? You seem pretty uncomfortable about not having friends." The whole class laughs at Muscle Man.