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In Mordecai and Rigby's bedroom, it's completely messy. Rigby is gnawing on a shirt, having a dream about eating something, but stops the moment he wakes up, then gasps and gets up. "Chimichanga!" Rigby said. Mordecai moans. "Dude!" He throws the shirt at the back of Mordecai's head, which only makes him moan louder than before. Meanwhile, Rigby continues to throw more things to him.

"Wake up! We gotta get chimichangas!" Rigby said. "Huh? Right now?" Mordecai said. "Yeah, now! I dreamt I was eating one, and everybody was there! Me, and you, (Y/n), and beans, and cheese; it was perfect!" Rigby said. "Okay; a chimichanga does sound pretty good, actually." Mordecai said. "I just gotta grab something first and then wake (Y/n)." Rigby said. He then gets up from his trampoline. "It's good. You're gonna like it." Rigby tries to look for the item he needs by moving the trash down onto the floor, while Mordecai gets up from his bed and walks towards Rigby, watching him intently. "You know, what I like to do is put my garbage in the trash can so I wouldn't dig through it when I need something." He said.

"Whatever floats your boat, man." Rigby then finds the item he needed, which turns out to be three net hats that say "IT'S CHIMICHANGA TIME!" on the front. "Let's go." He then gives one of them to Mordecai. "Aw, yeah." Mordecai puts on the hat. "It's chimichanga time!"  They both leave the room laughing, eager to get the chimichangas they've been wanting. Later Benson is looking for his phone. Benson sighs while Skips comes over to the door. "Hey, Skips, have you seen my cell phone anywhere?" Benson asked. "Didn't you lend it to Mordecai & Rigby?" Skips asked. "Oh, right. They lost theirs in the toilet or something." Benson & Skips leave the room. "How does that even happen?" He asked. Benson knocks on Mordecai and Rigby's bedroom door.

"Mordecai and Rigby, I need my phone back." Benson said, there's a short silence. "You wanna take a look inside?" Skips asked. "I don't wanna invade their privacy. I mean, I'm not even sure if it's in there." Skips then takes out his phone. "Here, I'll dial your number and we'll see if we can hear it." Skips dials the number. "It's ringing." Pop music is heard and Skips laughs. "Is that your phone?" He asked. "It's the ringtone that came with the phone." Benson said. "No, it isn't." Skips said.

"I just like it, okay? I'm going in." Benson then comes into the room and gags a little due to the horrible stench Mordecai & Rigby have in their room due to having huge piles of trash. "I think the ring's coming from that pile." Skips said. Benson then comes close to the pile which he sees his phone with stains and it's right on top of rotten food and clutter which makes Benson red and angry. Later, (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby are coming back with their chimichangas in the hallway. "Some people play the bass!" Rigby rapped. "And some people play the conga!" Mordecai rapped. "But I'm about to play..." Rigb said.

" ...this chimi-chimichanga!" Mordecai rapped. "Turn up the treble!" (Y/n) joined in. "Turn up the bass!" Mordecai said. "Cause I'm shoving guacamole..." Rigby said. "...all up into my face!" Mordecai said. From their bedroom, Benson & Skips can hear all of them. "Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimichanga!" The duo said, then the trio laugh. "Heh...classic." The trio then enter the bedroom. (Y/n) then sniffs and covers her nose. "Ugh! Why does it smell like something died in here?" She asked.

The trio then see Benson. "Oh, hey, Benson. Hey Skips." Mordecai said. "You wanna explain why my phone is leaking?!" Benson asked angrily. "Oh, uh- sorry Benson." Mordecai said. "Yeah, we meant to give it back but then, a bunch...of...different stuff happened." Rigby said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Bunch of different stuff? You mean like the garbage that's all over this room?" Benson asked. "Uhhh..." Mordecai & Rigby said. "This place is a biohazard! I want both of you to clean it up now!" Benson shouted. "All of us?! But Rigby's the one who's the slob! Look at his chimichanga!" Mordecai said. "He's not wrong." Skips said. "Well, Mordecai's even worse! Look at his junk at the corner!" Rigby said. "Dude, that's my bed." Mordecai said.