"Dude, hurry up! The show's coming back on!" Mordecai said. "Hang on, I gotta get my oats." Rigby said. "Dude, use a bowl." Mordecai said. "Shut it! I'll eat my oats however my mouth feels like it." Rigby sticks a chocolate cake in with the oats and eats it. "Hmm hmmm." Rigby said. "Ugh." Mordecai said. "Sick." (Y/n) said in disgust. "And now, back to Behind the Bands with Adrenaline! Pierce, John Moore, Ricky Grant, And frontman... Ace Balthazar!" The announcer said. "1, 2, 3, 4...!" Adrenaline, with Ace on front, gets shreddin. "They were the most epic band of all time...in 1984!"
"Yeah. We were pretty up with our guests... but it was Ace they came to see. He was real, man." Ricky makes a guitar noise. "I've got an Adrenaline rush, and I think I'm gonna—!!!" Ace said. "Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash!" Everyone chanted. "Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash!" The trio said. Aces crashes and smashes a speaker and Pierce's drum kit with his power guitar like a certified berserker. "AAAARGHHH!!!" He shouted. "Whooo!" The crowd just loved Ace's crash performance, and the crush-happy frontman of Adrenaline raises his arm in victory.
"For Ace, crashing just wasn't part of the show. It was a way of life." The trio see Adrenaline at Bistro en le Parc. "I think I'm gonna - CRASH!" Ace knocks the table over and makes a mega-mess of things. "CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!" Adrenaline is at their Jacuzzi, with Ace letting out his frustrations on the water. "CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!" He shouted. "Wait. Where's Ace?" At the driver's seat, a psycho Ace Balthazar is behind the wheel. "CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!" The Adrenaline tour bus, courtesy of crush-happy
Ace, goes over the cliff, and crashes into the road. All three members minus Ace were lucky to walk away from the crash. "Come on, we've gotta get outta here! RUN!!!" The RV goes BOOM! "When we lost Ace, we knew the Adrenaline Rush was over. There'll never be another performer like Ace. Ever." Pierce Fesner said. "Hmm. Hmm. True facts." Rigby said. "Oh that's horrible." (Y/n) said sadly. "Yeah, I wish we could've seen them play live. It would've been the most epic concert ever." Mordecai said. "Though he was presumed dead, Ace's body was never found. Could Ace be alive and walking among us?" The announcer asked. "He ain't dead. I seen him at the shop-mart." A woman said. "My friend's brother saw him at the bus station." A man said. "I saw him on my quesadilla." Another man said.
"A recent sighting has even been captured on film." The night is seen creeping near bushes, and Pops' house is seen in the background and (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "Haha. That looks like our house in the background." Rigby said. "Dude, that is our house." Mordecai said. "Wait, is that..? Dudes, it's that guy who thinks he's a knight." (Y/n) said. Knight and Ace are now on split screens. "Could this man be the real Ace Balthazar?" The announcer asked. "Duuuuuudes." Rigby cuts out a knight's helmet and positions it on Ace Balthazar's view. "Ace Bathazar's in our Park!" Rigby said.
"Woooooaaaahh!" The trio said. "Dudes, I bet if we get him back together with his band, they'd play live and we get backstage passes!" Mordecai said. "They'd totally give us backstage passes." Rigby said. "We gotta get him back together with his band." (Y/n) said. The trio go to the creek where the knight lives. He places an old fax printer in front of him. "Now, to see what you are made of." He starts laughing as he repeatedly bashes the printer with his sword. At the bushes, (Y/n), Morrdecai and Rigby are watching him. "Dudes, it's him! It's Ace!" Rigby said.
"Ye-ace it is!" Mordecai said. They start running over to him. "Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace!" The trio said. "Oh! Natives of the new world!" The man said. "Ace! Oh, man. It's an honor to meet you, sir." Mordecai said. "Ace? What is this "Ace"?" The man asked. "Dude, you're Ace Balthazar from Adrenaline!" Rigby said. "I don't think he remembers that, guys." (Y/n) said. "What? I am not Ace Balthazar! I am Sir Gablethorp of Kingdonium! My quest is to discover the marvels of the new world. For instance, to find the tiny artists that live within this printing device." The man resumes smashing the printer, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby stare at him. "Dudes, there's something seriously wrong with Ace." Rigby said. "Ya think?" (Y/n) said.
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FanfictionThree best friends, a blue jay named Mordecai, a brown raccoon named Rigby, and a chipmunk named (Y/n) work as groundskeepers at a park, spending their days trying to entertain themselves (occasionally by perfecting useless skills during work hours...
