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Skunked

The trio are picking up roadkill in the park. "Ha-ha, dude, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!" Rigby said, after finding a dead animal, marking a square on the bingo card. "This is totally gross, you know. I can't believe Benson made a dead animal bingo card to force us to pick up roadkill." (Y/n) said. "So what? We have to pick up roadkill in the park anyway, it's part of our job. We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it. Besides, Benson said we can stop once we get a bingo, so come on, (N/n)! Up high!" Rigby said. "Ugh, fine." (Y/n) gives Rigby a high-five. "I still think you're enjoying this too much." Mordecai said. They go back to picking up road-kill.

~8 hours later~

"Dude, I think we've picked everything up." Mordecai said. "Don't worry dude, we're close. I can smell it!" Rigby then sniffs. "Ah, dude, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart, you could at least warn me!" Rigby said. (Y/n) turns to him with a smirk. "Whoever smelt it dealt it." She said, and Rigby scowls as Mordecai laughs. "Then I guess you must be the expert on dealing with bad smells." Rigby snapped, and Mordecai laughs even harder. "It wasn't either of us. Look!" They stop the cart they're in and see a huge skunk in the road, thinking it's dead. "Ugh, skunk!" Mordecai said. "Gross!" (Y/n) said.

"Wait, skunk?!" Rigby looks at the bingo card, seeing that finding a skunk can get them a bingo, Rigby gasps. "Dudes, Bingo!" Rigby said. "Bingo?" (Y/n) asked. "Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o, bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!" Rigby said. "Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!" Mordecai said."Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" The duo said, and (Y/n) chuckled. "Woahhhhh!!!" Mordecai said. "You said earlier about Rigby enjoying this too much?" (Y/n) asked Mordecai playfully, and he huffs and turns away, and Rigby laughs. "Yeah dude, looks like you're enjoying this just as much." He said. Rigby then walks up to the skunk.

"Bing-o-o-o-o! Aah!" The skunk sprays Rigby after waking up, with Mordecai and (Y/n) holding their breath and trying to stay out of the stink cloud the skunk has formed. The trio then gasp, breathing heavily. "Rigby?! You okay?" Mordecai asked. "Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. Rigby coughs. "Hey, whoa, whoa, watch it, watch it!" The skunk said. "What the heck, man?!" Rigby snapped. "You guys think you can just walk up to a guy in broad daylight and mug me without him fighting back?" The skunk asked. "We weren't mugging you! We thought you were dead!" Rigby said.

"I was taking a nap!" The skunk shouted. "In the middle of the road?!" (Y/n) asked. "Hey, watch it girl, or I'll spray you next!" The skunk said. "Don't you dare!" Rigby shouted. "Who are you anyway - Mr. King Sandman, telling people where they can and cannot sleep?!" The skunk asked. "I may not be royalty, but at least I have the common decency to let others rest in peace. Unlike you, Mr. King of Insensitivity." (Y/n) fired back. "Look, we're sorry, we thought you were dead. We were just excited. We thought we got a bingo." Mordecai said.

"So because you thought I was dead, you thought you got a bingo? What kind of sick game is that?!" The skunk asked. "It's— our boss made us... Well, okay, look — no bingo. No bingo." Mordecai said. "Well, how do I get rid of this smell?" Rigby asked. "Ha! You think you just get to turn it off? No, I'm stuck with it, and now so are you." The skunk said. "Come on dude, don't be a jerk! Tell me how to get rid of this." Rigby said.

"Oh, I'm a jerk!" He enlarges and picks Rigby up in the air. "Raaaaarr! You don't know what I am! Let's see how you like when you can't turn it off!" "Let him go!" (Y/n) appears with a shovel. "Let him go or I'm gonna make you wish you were road kill." She said. The skunk drops Rigby. "Now get lost!" Mordecai said. The skunk shrinks. "You three are disgusting. I'm outta here!" He walks off. "Wait, at least tell me how to get this smell off!" Rigby said.

"Yeah, right! Figure it out for yourself!" He walks through a hole in a fence. "Man, what a jerk." (Y/n) said. "What?! Aaaagh! What am I gonna do now?" Rigby asked. "I don't know dude, but we gotta get that smell off you. It reeks." Mordecai said. Angered, Rigby's eyes grow, his body swells and grows furry, he picks up Mordecai by the neck, choking him. "Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted. "Don't tell me about how I smell! I know it reeks! You don't think I know it reeks?!" Rigby asked. "Rigby, stop it!" (Y/n) shouted desperately. Mordecai chokes before Rigby looks over at (Y/n) and sees her terrified expression, his eyes soften with regret and he quickly lets Mordecai go, and as Mordecai catches his breath, Rigby turns back to normal and gasps.