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Married and Broke

"Ugh! Why do we gotta watch the Wedding Network?" Rigby asked. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Fives, and Muscle Man are in the living room, sitting in front of the TV. "The jet-ski channel is just two channels away!" Rigby shouted. "Shut your face, bro. I'm trying to get ideas for Starla and I's wedding. So far, I thought of 10-foot onion ring towers, special seats that spin donuts, and a blimp that floats above the reception and rains barbecue sauce on command." Muscle Man said. "Whoa, you're really going all out for this wedding." (Y/n) smirks, and Muscle Man smirks back. "Well duh, I want nothing more than the best for Starla." He replied.

The announcer is heard on TV. "Do you have an unrealistically ambitious wedding?" The announcer asked. "No." Muscle Man said. "Then become a contestant on "Married and Broke!" He shows different couples doing crazy activities on the gameshow. "A twisted new gameshow from the makers of "Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice, I Punch Your Face!" He said. "Oh, not them." (Y/n) said. "Oh, I've seen this one with (Y/n). People do the craziest stuff for a stupid wedding. I give it, like two and a half." Rigby said. "Out of what?"

Mordecai asked. "I don't know." Rigby said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Congratulations! We're paying for the wedding of your dreams!" Kyle said. The crowd cheers, then a husband sets on fire and Kyle grabs a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the fire off of him. "I don't need some demeaning game to pay for my wedding, I have all the money I could ever want." Muscle Man said. "What? How?" (Y/n) asked. "Smart investments. Yeah, I've been using my paychecks to invest in a little bumper stock called the Ant Farm Industry." He opens the closet to reveal ant farms in it. "Ant farms?" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Hi Five Ghost asked. "So I'm pretty much basically rich." His phone rings and he answers it. "Talk to me." He said. "Muscle Man, it's your stockbroker.

I'm calling to tell you that, uh... Yeah, ant farms are not real, not a real thing to invest in, a very bad investment, and, uh, I am not an accredited stockbroker." Maurice said. "What are you saying, Maurice?" Muscle Man asked. "Oh, boy. You got no money, you just got a bunch of ants. Oh, ho, ho. Good luck with the rest of your life!" Maurice said as he is being arrested by two cops in a desert. Maurice's call ended and Muscle Man closes his phone. "What was that all about?" Rigby asked. His phone rings again in a different ringtone and Muscle Man answers it. "Babe?" Muscle Man asked. "Babe, the flowers for our wedding, they're so expensive! You won't believe how expensive they are!" Starla said. "Oh, come on, like, how many ant farms are we talking here?" Muscle Man asked. "Mitch, they don't take ant farms." Muscle Man is shocked at this.

Later Muscle Man and Starla are in the casting director's office, at a studio called "YZB - Studios" talking about how they want to be on the gameshow. "Ahem. So, that's why we wanna be on your..." Muscle Man flips one flashcard. "...show. Thank you." He said. "Married and Broke" isn't a crass, violent show like "Fool Me Twice", it's a sweet, romantic show about love." One director said. One employee named Neil came bursting through the door. "A contestant's hair is on fire!" He said. "Augh! For the last time, Neil, the infirmary's next door!" The director said. "Thank you, ma'am." He leaves. "Anyway, our audience want to see couples they can love, and I fear you may not be likable or relatable enough for our viewers." The director said.

"It's okay, Mitch. Our wedding will still be fine without flowers or anything else a wedding usually has." Muscle Man starts to get mad. "No one tells my girl where she can and can't be on TV! She's a goddess!" He breaks a table with his fist. "You couldn't even handle her!" The casting director grabs her picture frame and removes her picture of her family and moves her picture frame on Muscle Man and Starla as Muscle Man starts wrecking the office. "Mitch, calm down!" Starla shouted. "Hmm. Now this I like. You guys are in." The director said. Muscle Man stops. "Wait, what?" He asked. "I said, you're in!" Muscle Man and Starla are excited and Muscle Man twirls his shirt in the air and Starla jumps happily. "WHOOOOO!!!