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Muscle Woman

"WHOOO! Done!" Rigby reveals the bush to be square-shaped. "In your face, bush! Hmph! Hmph! Looks like you've got a waste to go there, you two!" Rigby said to his best friends. "Oh really?" (Y/n) asked with a smirk, and Rigby's jaw drops as he saw she was already done. "What the?! How do you get done so fast?!" Rigby asked, and she shrugs. He growls slightly, then turns smug again.

"Well at least I still beat you, Mordecai!" Rigby said. "Whatever. Not as much as Muscle Man over there." Muscle Man has a huge heap of a hedge to trim. "He barely touched that hedge." He replied. Muscle Man, obviously sad and depressed, tries to cut off a twig from the hedge, but lets go at the last moment and breaks down, crying. "Hey, Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember?" Muscle Man weeps again. (Y/n) walks over and notices. "Hey, are you okay?" She asked softly, reaching down to comfort him. He instantly flinches, then looks up to see her. "Oh, it's just you." He said.

"What's wrong?" (Y/n) asked him. "Dude, are you crying?" Rigby asked. "No! Crying's for ladies, like you! I don't cry!" Muscle Man shouted, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes from this. "Crying isn't for ladies, Muscle Man. Everybody cries at least once in their lives." (Y/n) explained. "No they don't! Just leave me alone!" He shouted, which startles her. Later in the shower, Muscle Man is sitting there, crying. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are knocking on his trailer, to no response. "Dude, he's been in there for hours." Rigby said. "Are you sure you're okay?" (Y/n) asked Muscle Man.

"Muscle Man. Muscle Man! Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying?" Mordecai asked. "Dude, come on. I already told you there's no reason to be ashamed of this." (Y/n) said. "No! It's... it's just the sound of the water hitting the drain!" Muscle Man shouted. "Dude, what's wrong with him?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know. He wouldn't tell me." (Y/n) said. Hi Five Ghost approaches the trailer. "His girlfriend, Starla dumped him last night." He explained.

"What? Muscle Man had a girlfriend? I wonder who had more junk in the trunk." Rigby said, and (Y/n) slaps him. "Ow!" Rigby glares at her. "Muscle Man, just come out. We can talk about it if you want." (Y/n) offers. "No! I don't talk about my feelings with anyone! Leave me alone!" He shouted, and (Y/n) sighs. "No use, man. Let's let Benson deal with him." Rigby said. Outside Skips' garage. Benson is talking to the trio. "So it's come to my attention that Muscle Man's been dumped. And he can't do his job because, I don't know, he's sad or something. So guess what? You two clowns and you (Y/n) are gonna pick up his work for today!" Benson said.

"Aw, what? I'm always sad." Mordecai said. "I'm sad right now." Rigby said. "Can we get time off too?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "File a request with human resources." Benson said. "OK, who's the HR guy?" Rigby asked. "Who do you think?" (Y/n) asked. "So... can we?" Mordecai asked. "No. OK, let's see what we got here..." Benson said. Task Number One: Dig out the rotting stumps from the picnic area. Watch out for hornets' nests." The trio are wrenching out a stump when a nest of hornets attacks them. "Task Number Two: that guy who thinks he's a knight is back."

Brandishing shovels, the trio are avoiding trash thrown by the knight. "He's built a castle out of old mattresses at the creek. Get him out of there! And finally, there's the daily maintenance of the park rock garden." The trio are standing on tiny stumps in a manicured sand box, sweeping it carefully. "Augh! This is impossible!" Rigby shouted. "Who knew Muscle Man was responsible for so much stuff?" (Y/n) asked. "We gotta convince him to start working again." Mordecai said.

"Yeah! Why should we do his work?" Rigby asked. "Alright, let's do it." The trio jump off the stumps and walk off the sand. "I won't miss this job. Raking that sand took..." Rigby said. They look back and see their hard work ruined by their footprints. "Nooooo!" At the kitchen in the park house, Muscle Man is at the table eating Muscle Maker 3000 straight out of the jar with a spoon when the trio enter. "Dude, you gotta snap out of it. Benson is making us do all your work!" Mordecai said. "I can't work. I'm busy stuffing my face hole!" He shouted back. "Look, I know you're upset, but you gotta move on." (Y/n) said softly.