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Bachelor Party! Zingo!!

At Skips' house, Skips comes in holding his mail. He turns on his stove, lights wood, and turns on his fan. He gets into a lotus position on his mat and sighs. He picks up the mail and sees a card. His eyes widen when he opens it. "What do you get when you put a ball with a chain? Two people getting married." Skips smiles. "Zin-" Skips flips the card over. He discovers that it is an invitation to the wedding of Quips and Monica.

"Hey, Quips is getting married. Aww." He hears knocking and answers the door. "You get the invite, cuz?" Quips asked. "Uh, yeah." Skips said. "Good. I was so excited that I had it sent overnight at great expense." Quips said. "Well, eh, congratulations. I can't wait to meet the lucky lady." Skips said. "And she can't wait to meet the," Quips pokes Skips' chest "best man", buddy." He said. "Best man?" Skips asked. Quips puts a "Best Man" cap on Skips and waves flags around while blowing into a party favor. "But in all honesty, Skips, I don't have a lot of friends. So I need you to be my best man. Anyway, what's a composer's favorite kind of party?" Quips asked. "So what do I gotta do?" Skips asked.

"You gotta throw me a "Bachelor" party! Kind of. And I say kind of because I want (Y/n) to be there too. And I just changed the joke up on the fly to answer your question." Quips said. "Bachelor party? I've never done one of those before." Skips said. "Oh, you'll do great. I just have one request." Quips said. "Huh?" Skips asked. "At the end of the night, I wanna eat "wings on a hill" with my best buds. Well, your best buds. Hey, can I borrow your best buds? Just to reiterate, I don't have any friends." Quips said. "Sure, no problem." Skips said.

"Thanks, best man. Or should I say, "chest man"?" Quips pats Skips's chest. "Badabadabadaba zingo! Hey, can you spot me for a cab home?" He asked. At Pops' House, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are laughing. They are in the kitchen. "Sack lunch!" Mordecai said. "Sack lunch!" Rigby said. "Sack lunch!" (Y/n) said. They laugh while putting sacks on the table. The trio slap sacks together. "Lunch! Lunch! Lunch! Lunch!" They stop when they hear Skips on the phone.

"No, what do you mean you're closed for a private party?" Skips asked. "Well, exactly what I said. We're closed for a private party today. You're gonna have to get your wings somewhere else." The manger said, and Skips grunts and hangs up. "What's the matter, Skips?" (Y/n) asked. "You want some licorice, bro?" Rigby asked. "Wing Kingdom is closed, and I need to get wings for a bachelor party." Skips informed, and Muscle Man bursts in with Hi Five Ghost. "Did some-" Muscle Man stops to catch his breath. "Did somebody say "bachelor party"?" He asked. "I don't know the first thing about bachelor parties." Skips said.

"You just gotta do a bunch of crazy stuff to celebrate your bro's last night of freedom." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) snickers. "But isn't he already in a long-term monogamous relationship?" Skips asked. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look at each other. "Maybe we should help." Rigby said. He eats some licorice as Mordecai begins to speak. "So who's it for?" He asked. "My cousin, Quips." Skips said, and everyone groans. "Well, it's...still a bachelor party." Rigby said. "Still a bachelor party." Muscle Man said.

"It's still a bachelor party." Mordecai said. "And there'll be wings." (Y/n) said. "And there'll be wings." Muscle Man agreed. "Oh, and despite it being a bachelor party, he wants you to come, (Y/n)." Skips said. "But then it wouldn't really be a-" she began. "For the most part it will." Skips said. "We'll take care of everything, Skips. All you gotta worry about is the wings." Mordecai said. "Thanks, guys." Later, Quips performs as a clown at a birthday party. "What animal is like an insect that secretly gets married? An antelope!" He said. "Boo!" One of the kids said. "Don't quit your day job!" A little girl said. "This is my day job. Ahem. What do you get if you-" Quips said.

"Get off the stage, loser!" The kid from before said. "Whew, tough crowd." He gets punched in the chest by the kid. "Really..tough crowd." Another kid puts a paper bag over his head. "What the—" the kid grabs him. "Where are you taking me?!" Quips asked. "You don't tell anybody what you saw!" The little girl shouted at the kids. The kids only quiver in fear and look at each other. Quips has the paper bag removed. He sees the four children who kidnapped him. Quips quickly begins to beg for mercy. "Please... spare my life! Take anything you want!"