130. Pick Up Lines (Part VI)

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Nash: "Nice legs. What time do they open?"

Taylor: "Always remeber this. As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit."

Cameron: "If we were all squirrels, would you help me bust a nut?"

Matt: "You must be Starbucks, because I crave you 5 times a day."

Aaron: "Are you from Florida, because I want you on the floor, duuuh?"

Jack J: "I'm not Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want."

Shawn: "I like legos. I know you like legos. So let's build a relationship."

Carter: "Are you roadkill, because I want to take you home for dinner?"

Jack G: "My dīck just died. Can I bury it in you?"

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