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109. Drunk Texts He Sends You

Taylor:

T: PEEEEEEEEENIS!

You: Wtf?

T: VAAAAAAAAGINA!

You: Taylor are you drunk again?

T: How aboit u com over n find out...u can make lil tay tay very happy ;)

You: Go to bed Taylor. I'll call you in the morning. And try not to drunk text anyone else you dumbass.

Cameron:

C: I'M IN ME MUMS CARRRRRRRR

You: .........

C: BROOM BROOM

You: ........

Cam: You WEre SUPPOSED TO SAY GET OUT ME CARRRR

You: Somebody's drunk

Cam: AWWWWWWWE

You: Goodnight Cam, be careful. Make sure Nash takes care of you.

Shawn:

S: OHMYgoodNESSSSSSS

You: Everything okay?

S: I JUSt MET Harrie POTter

You: ?????????

You: Go to bed, Shawn. I'll bring you muffins in the morning. Maybe that'll help with the massive hangover you're gonna have.

Matt:

M: LARRY COME BACK!

You: Dude, I'm not Larry. I'm your girlfriend.

M: WHAT DID YIO DO TO HIMM! NOOOOOOOOIOOOOOIOO

You: Matt are you drunk?

M: WAHT OF COURSR NIT! I JUst miss laryy so much- I want him to vome back

You: Go home and get some rest, you loser. And Larry is just a duck, not a real person.

M: HOW DARE YOU! IM NEVER TEXTING YOU EVR AGSUN!

Carter:

C: CARTAH DONT DO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: What?

C: CARTAH STOP!!!

You: Are you drunk?

C: BABY I JUST WANT TO PUT YOUR PANTIES TO THE SIDE

IM A MAKE YOU FEEL ALEIGHT

You: Get you drunk ass over to my place and maybe you can...

C: WELL DAMN

Aaron:

A: OhfHMuYGOsh

You: lol what?

A: I JUST MET MATChew eESpiNOSAA

You: Are you drunk???

A: I tink the REal QuesTION is R yu DRunk

You: Dont drink anymore, I'm coming to get you.

A: Who IS DiS?

JackG:

J: call me DADDY

You: hahahaha Jack are you okay?

J: I want to be yoyr DADDY

You: not in a million years

J: :''''( PLEEEEEEEEEEASE

You: Are you drunk?

J: am I your DADDY yet

You: No

J: then no I'm not drunk

Nash:

N: u lok so sexi in that red dress over ther

You: What are you talking about, babe? I'm at home.

N: no i can c u over ther shaking those hips and fliping tht blond hiar of urs

You: Are you drunk? I'm a brunette.

N: maube just a little bit

You: Why don't you get a cab home so I can sober you up.

N: can we frickle fracjle after

You: We will see about that, Grier

JackJ:

J: Is there a magnet in your pants?

You: Um no, why?

J: 'Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel

You: Are you drunk?

J: I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

You: I'm coming to get you, Jack. Maybe when we get home you can see those buns of steel ;)

J: Can we hang like the string from a tampax too?

You: We'll see

J: Yayayayay

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