Aaron: You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Jack J: Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Nash: Let's have a party and invite your pants to come down.
Taylor: If I flip a coin, what are the chances of my getting head?
Cameron: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Matt: There are 206 bones in the body...would you like another one?
Carter: Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket, because I'm digging that ass.
Shawn: Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Jack G: I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
A/N: lol dying right now
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