Q & A with Me and The COD Zombie Crews 2.0

Bachelor's Party

~At a hotel room~

Tank: *pours vodka in each guy's glass* Hope ya don't mind Nikolai.

Nikolai: *eye twitching* N-Not at a-all.

Nero: *rolls eyes* Calm down, Nik.

Billy: *raises glass* Alright, boys. I just wanna give a toast....to Weasel.

The boys: *raise their glasses* Cheers!

Tank: Another thing. Al, you better not hurt Lindsay! Or else...

The boys: We will kill you! *smirks evily*

Blurry: *peeks head through window* Not unless I get him first.

Albert: *rolls eyes* I won't hurt her. Come in Blurry.

Blurry: *crawls in and gets a glass*

The boys: Cheers! *drink their vodka shots*

~A few minutes later~

The boys: *all drunk*

Billy: Man...I love ya boys.

Tank: You! *points at Richtofen* I love you most of all, you sexy beast. *tugs Richtofen closer* Now kiss me.

Richtofen: *sluggishly pushes Tank away* Nein. *waves ring around* I'm a married man.

Finn: *throws pillow at Marlton* Pillow fight!

Marlton: *lazily throws pillow at Sal* In your face, Stu!

Sal: I'm Jackie fucking Vincent! *throws pillow at the real Jackie*

Jackie: *angry* That's it!

~An all out pillow war starts~

Stu: *hits Takeo hard with a pillow, causing a loud noise*

~A knock is heard on the hotel door~

The boys: 0-0

Floyd: Ah shit! The room was reserved for 4 people!

Blurry: How did you guys sneak in then?

Nero: *smiles* Magic!

~Knock is heard again, this time more angry-like~

Floyd, Jackie, Sal, and Finn: *hide under the beds*

Nero: *uses magic to make himself invisible*

Billy, Stu, Russman, and Blurry: *hide in the bathroom*

Takeo: *hides in the closet*

Nikolai, Tank, and Richtofen: *get in their beds and pretend to be asleep*

Albert: *goes to the door and opens it*

Room service lady: Pillows! Now!

Richtofen, Tank, and Nikolai: *burst out laughing*

Albert: *cracks a smile and gets the pillows, handing them to the lady*

Lady: *closes door, with a bang*

The boys: *emerge from hiding, laughing their butts off*

~A few moments later~

The boys: *lying on the floor, looking at the ceiling*

Albert: Thanks boys for this.

Tank: No problem.

Billy: *smiles evily* Let's prank call someone.

Floyd: *takes out phone and dials Misty* She doesn't have my number.

The boys: *snicker*

Misty: *on the phone* Hello?

Billy: *in a scary tone* What's your favorite scary movie?

The boys: *start laughing*

Misty: Billy I know this is you! It's 2 a.m in the fucking morning! Bye! *hangs up*

Richtofen: Ve got her good!

Albert: Well hope you guys enjoyed!

Tank: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay and @TheNamesBlurryFace!

Richtofen: ♡Bye♡

Nikolai: I gotta piss. *stands up and pulls down pants*

The boys: No!!!!! *run away*

Richtofen: *smirks evily* Very big und stiff, Nikki...

Tank: RICHTOFEN!!

Richtofen: *shakes head* Sorry. Zhe vodka is making me go crazy. 0-0