Q & A with Me and The COD Zombie Crews 2.0

Thanksgiving

Me: ...I wanna go back home! -.-

Richtofen: Vhat's vrong vith Germany? *offended*

Me: I miss American food!

Jessica: We've been eating nothing but sauerkraut! *whines*

Misty: *drunk* And we're...*hiccups* out of beer!

Nikolai: *laughs* Misty has crossed over to dark side, da?

Misty: *frowns*

Tank: *runs in the room* Guys!

Everyone else: *look at him*

Tank: Trump's coming!

Everyone: .....*scream*

Richtofen: To zhe teleporter!

Everyone: *pushes each other to get to the teleporter*

Samantha: Vait for me!

Richtofen: *trips her* Let's go!

Samantha: *growls, getting up*

Everyone: *jumps in the teleporter*

Richtofen: *sets the coordinates and jumps in*

Samantha: Vait! *still running*

Richtofen: NEIN! *starts the teleporter*

~Everyone gets teleported~

Samantha: -.-...

~Teleported to the Q & A House~

Marlton: *looks around* It appears Donald hasn't affected our home...

Misty: Or America...

Richtofen: Not yet, mein lieblings.

Me: USA! *kisses the ground* My home!

Takeo: *shakes his head* Aye Rindsay...

Tank: *sighs happily* Land of the free and home of the brave.

Nikolai: *grumbles, drinking more vodka* More like land of capitalists.

Everyone that is American: -.-...

Nikolai: *grins* Russia is better.

Marlton: *rolls his eyes* Putin.

Nikolai: *offended* No! Stalin!

Me: *clears my throat* Come on, y'all. No fighting, especially today.

Stu: *confused* What's today?

Misty: *groans* It's Thanksgiving, Stupidger.

Stu: What's that?

Marlton: A holiday to give thanks to a deity higher than us.

Stu: Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

Me: When we eat turkey!

Stu: Oh! That's Turkey Day in my book!

Me: *face palms* Well, there's no turkey....

Stu: What? *something snaps inside of him*

Billy: No turkey this year, idiot.

Stu: *starts huffing*

Russman: Stu?

Stu: *yells, turning*

Me: Oh shit....

Stu: *turns into a chef* Get out...

Everyone: *still standing there* 0.0...

Stu: *yells* OUT!

Everyone: *runs out*

Stu: *closes the kitchen door*

~5 hours later~

~Kitchen door opens~

Stu: Happy Thanksgiving, fuckers.

Everyone: *gasp at the enormous meals on the table*

Nero: I'm in Heaven...

Jack: *stomach growls*

Me and everyone else: *mouth watering*

Mactofen1918 and Everly: *peek from a corner*

Everly: Food...

devilishgamergirl, Tf2HoneyBunny, SpaceBen10, SparkyTheSparkRat, LuckyDuck115, RichtofenCrazy, brailanavarro440, RichtofenDempsey1064, dashie7866, Tamaki_and_friends, That_Amazing_Gamer, SpeedandGamertool, GameHunter545, DrxEdwardxRichtofen, drmaxis, Tiska82, WidowedKitten, TheSubjectDelta, Dr_Richmsey115, EisenMadchen, Leryth239, VodkaFace69, zombiestheory, green1236, Inesalexandra1995, Legolas305, LegendaryFandom, marti123456788, -DreadedxSoul-, DempseysGirlx02, TheDemonicReader, LittleSister6,  Raining_Teardrops, Markimooh, WOLVERINE75643, FCB_and_Sam, and everyone who's in this community (which is so many 0.0): *walk in* We smell food.

Me: Okay guys, let's eat!

Tank: I'd like to do a toast.

Everyone: *whistles*

Richtofen: Dempshey has grown a pair, vunderbar!

Everyone: *laughs*

Tank: *mumbles* Bigger than yours. *clears his throat* I'd like to give thanks to everyone who's been supporting us in the games and on here. We've grown so much since 2014.

Everyone: *start clapping*

Tank: I'm proud of you guys. We've grown so much over the past two years, and I hope we all continue. Cheers!

Everyone: Cheers! *raise their glasses and clink them all together*

~From me and the zombie slayers...Happy Thanksgiving~