Q & A with Me and The COD Zombie Crews 2.0

Here We Go Again

Me: *standing in front of the zombie squads, all of whom are looking very angry*

Me: So...how about that Blood of the Dead ending? *sniffles, remembering Primis Richtofen's death*

Primis Richtofen: *eye twitches* I'd actually berate you for zhat offense, possibly strangle you, but I'm going to leave the dirty vork to Billy.

Billy: *cracks knuckles* With pleasure...

Me: Okay! *holds hands up* So it may be my fault that you guys got kicked out the Q & A HQ building by the Overwatch and Cuphead crews.

Everyone: *looks up to see both fandoms partying in their 'new' home*

Misty: *groans* Ya think, Lindsay!? *gets angrier* The internet gets cut at your home for a whole summer--

Jessica: *jumps in* --And the second it comes back, you run off to join Tumblr!?

Me: ...Now you see what had happened was--

Billy: What happened was... *throws fists in the air* We just got kicked out of our fucking crib! *storms away to punch the side of the building*

Tracer: *blinks beside him* Oi! Keep up with that and we'll dock that out ya pockets for damages to our property!

Sombra: *appears out of nowhere, draping an arm around Billy* Relajarse, Handsome. We can't take your money...*pulls up a purple hologram, snickering at the image of everyone's bank accounts* When there's nothing left to take!

Billy: *swings fists at Tracer and Sombra, missing both women as they blink away, giggling*

Me: Wait a minute... *points at Victis , Primis, and Ultimis* Didn't y'all get called in by Jason to work on BO4? Surely he paid y'all enough--

Misty: *laughs* *wipes an imaginary tear from her eye* Whew, Lindsay that was hilarious! *points behind her* Thanks to those bozos taking up half the DLC season, we got stuck doing cameos!

Marlton: *shudders* I will never forget my experience being told to not make any movement for as long as the Primis group were in the laboratory.

Russman: Those freezing temperatures nearly made Russman's joints more jacked up!

Stuhlinger: *shivers* Being stuck there with my smell...

Scarlett: *scoffs as she crosses her arms* You scum buckets are just jealous because as the new group, the community favored us more than you.

Stu: 'Chaos story is trash', says the community. From what I heard, the community doesn't like you and want us back! *proud of himself* I made an impact lately.

Misty: *ignores Stu* You obviously ignored the fans cheering for me, Redhead. *sticks tongue out*

Tank: *butts in* Look, I'd like to see a cat fight happen right here but it ain't gonna solve our homelessness.

Albert: *groans* Then let's take it back! *points to himself and his crew* We're thieves, let's go in and rob them of everything they got and take back our property.

Finn: Smart Weasel, but as a natural-born dumbass, ya forget we're outnumbered.

Stuhlinger: And there's a fucking dragon with his head stickin' out, mocking us!

Everyone: *looks up to see Grim Matchstick mocking Stu*

Russman: Stop, Stu...*pulling back Stu, who's blurting out profanities and trying to throw a rock, which Russman takes out his hand*

Me: Oh come on y'all. We can start fresh, ya know. Now that I'm here to write once more, this can be a new start for everyone.

Everyone: *clearly not happy*