Q & A with Me and The COD Zombie Crews 2.0

Naughty or Nice: Letters from the COD Zombie Crews

Me: Hey there!:3 Merry Christmas Eve, everyone. So, I got the idea from Coca-Cola because they created the popular book, Naughty or Nice: Letter from your Wattpad Characters. So, you wanna know what the crews wrote to Santa? If they're naughty or nice? *wiggles eyebrows* Well, you're about to find out. ♡Enjoy♡

~Tank Dempsey~

Dear Santa,

I'm still waiting for that BB gun that I asked for when I was 10. I've been good this year, really I have. I'm a fan favorite, I'm a marine, and I'm quite a looker to the ladies. Sure, I've been a douchebag from time to time, but you can't blame a Dempsey for being too arrogant. Yet, I have my soft side. I'm a father to two beautiful daughters and I've handled myself with the ladies. Sure, the German gets on my nerves, but you have to see our history. We are sworn enemies. I really, really, really want that BB gun. I'm 30 now, but I still want it. Hope you read my letter, Santa.

Sincerly,
Tank Dempsey

~Dr. Edward Richtofen~

Dear Saint Nick,

I don't believe in you. Now, don't call me a Grinch or an Ebenezer Scrooge, because I'm more good looking than those two. I just don't want anything for Christmas. I already have what I want. A beautiful wife, a precious daughter, and amazing friends and fans from all over the world. What more could I want from you this year? Although, I would like a new scalpel. I broke mine, when I was trying to stab the 'stoopid American'. I accidentally stabbed the wall, causing my scalpel to break. So.....if you would like, can you send me a new one? Sure....I've been naughty, but only in bed...:3

Sincerly,
ZHE DOCTAH!, Edward Richtofen

~Nikolai Belinski~

Dear Santa,

Vodka shots on me, da? Nikolai would like me and LuckyDuck115 to have a great wedding. Nikolai also wants vodka, that will last until New Year's Eve! Da, this Russian bear has had many fights with Takeo, but he is annoying when he talks so much about honor and his katana! However, Nikolai has been good in the game, I'm acting more like a hero:3! So, Saint Nick, give Nikolai his reward for being good this year:3

Sincerely,
Nikolai Belinski

~Takeo Masaki~

Dear Santa,

Dishonor for me to write this letter to a man who probably doesn't exist. The emperor would be displeased. Wait, why am I writing a letter to you? Alright, I would like this moment to be erased and restore my honor. If this doesn't happen, I will hunt you down and cut off your head!

Sincerely,
Takeo Masaki

~Abigail 'Misty' Briarton~

Dear Santa,

It's been a while since I wrote to you. Well, I hope you remember that little girl that wrote to you every Christmas night. I'm grown up now, yet here I am, writing another letter to you. I just want me and my darling Marlton to spend Christmas together. No expensive presents, just some time with me and my love. I've been pretty good this year. Sure, I lose it when Stu calls me 'bimbo' or 'slut', but I've been nice and goofy with the others. Sure, I know you couldn't have made my mother better when she was sick, but maybe you can make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is my Marlton Johnson:3