Q & A with Me and The COD Zombie Crews 2.0

Q & A HeadQuarters is Haunted

Everyone: *dressed up in their costumes from the previous chapter*

Me: Hey, readers! It's me, Dressiestsphinx aka Lindsay here. Me and the crews are heading out to go trick or treating tonight!

Tank: *howls like a wolf* Let's go get insane sugar rushes!

Nikolai: Da! *sips his vodka* Work all day, party all night!

Marlton: I have a bedtime schedule, Niko-

Billy: *slaps Marlton's back* Loosen up, nerd. Ya need to have fun!

Sal: *opens the front door* While you boys are yappin', those snotty kids are gettin' the best goods.

Me: *rushes out the door* Come on!

Everyone except Stu and Russman: *walk outside*

Misty: *turns to them, holding her pokeball basket tightly* Remember this, idiots. Halloween is a holiday for all the crazies to come out and play. *narrows her eyes at them* Lock all the damn doors and windows.

Stu: *rolls his eyes* We will, bimbo!

Russman: If Russman sees a creep, he'll be long gone when Russman starts chasing him down. *laughs*

Misty: *huffs* I mean it, boys. *closes the door behind her*

Russman: You thinkin' what Russman's thinkin'? *smirks*

Stu: *smirks* I got them. *pulls out adult tapes*

Russman: *has a blank face* Russman means the horror movies...

Stu: But seeing these people are terrifying! *shivers* It's scary.

Stu and Russman: *arguing which is scarier*

~5 hours later~

Misty: *giggling, as she gets a piggy back ride from Marlton*

Marlton: *huffing and puffing* I feel that my spine may 'snap in half' in any moment!

Billy: *rolls his eyes* Weak.

Sal: *chowing down on Dots* Can't wait to head to my room and- *widens his eyes and starts choking* The doors to the house are open!

Everyone: *looks at the house, seeing the door wide open*

Misty: *growling* Those dumbasses. *marches over to the house*

Finn and Albert: *turn on the flashlights on their phones*

Tank: *takes off his wolf mask* Stu!? Russ!? Where you maggots at?

Finn: *shines his flashlight up the stairs, blinding Stu*

Stu: Ahhhhhhhhh! *covers his eyes*

Misty: *marches upstairs towards Stu, punching him in the stomach* Why the fuck are the doors opened, Stupidger!?

Stu: We locked them! *groans in pain, glaring at her*

Me: The doors are open! *glaring at Stu*

Russman: We had them closed. *behind us*

Marlton: Ahhhh! *slaps Russman out of fear*

Everyone: *gasp*

Marlton: 0.0...

Russman: *glares at him* Russman will let you off this one time. Next time, Russman's gonna make sure you're six feet under!

Me: Everyone, shut up! Now, y'all didn't see the doors open?

Stu: Not at all.

Sal: Oh shit...

Russman: Did we get robbed?