Dedicated to Mactofen1918
Me: WOO! PARTY!
Tank: Oohrah! Nothin' like celebrating a birthday.
Nikolai: *sips vodka* Da! In Russia, we give birthday girl a boy.
Takeo: *shakes his head* Aye...*lifts up his head* In Japan, we throw a celebration for the girl.
Me: 0.0...Okay Nikolai. *puts up some streamers all over the walls* And that is what we will do, Takeo.
Tank: *puts a birthday hat on his head* Y'all gonna wear one? *passes out hats to everyone*
Jessica: *puts the final touches on the birthday cake* Oh, Micayla will love this!
Misty: She better! We spent nine hours making it perfect. *puts the rest of the frosting on the cake*
Me: Come on, Misty! Don't be sour today.
Nero: *uses his wand to finish wrapping up his present* Everyone have gifts for the birthday girl?
Everyone: *holds up their gifts*
Marlton: Wait a minute, where's Dr. Richtofen?
Richtofen: *walks in* Guten Morgen, everyone. *yawns*
Misty: Eddy...do you know what today is?
Richtofen: June 16...
Jessica: Richtofen...think harder...
Richtofen: *shrugs*
Everly: *crawls to his legs* IT'S MOMMY'S BIRTHDAY!
Richtofen: *widens his eyes* Vhat!?
Me: Did you not know that!?
Richtofen: Nein! *panics* Vhat am I going to do!?
Misty: *tackles him*
Everyone: 0.0....*watches*
Misty: *on top of him, holding his arms down* Listen, Doc. You didn't bust your back on a nine-hour cake, just for the husband to forget his own wife's birthday! Now here's what you're gonna do!
Richtofen: *nods* 0.0
Misty: You're gonna get Micayla a gift, and I will drive you to the mall to get it. And, we are gonna have this awesome birthday party! You know why? Channing Tatum is coming!
Jessica: What!? 0.0
Misty: Yeah...*gets up and pulls Richtofen off the floor* And I gotta look good for that god-like man.
Marlton and Floyd: *roll their eyes*
Misty: Okay, everyone! Distract Micayla! Richtofen, come with me. *drags Richtofen to her car*
~Car ride with Richtofen and Misty~
Misty: *turns up the volume on the radio* *sings* I won't give up! I won't give in, til' I reach the end!
Richtofen: *bangs his head on the dashboard* Stop singing, Misty.
Misty: What? *pretends to not listen* *continues to sing*
Richtofen: *groans, as he continues to bang his head on the dashboard*
~At the mall~
Misty: *looks everywhere* Okay, first...Victoria's Secret! *drags Richtofen by his arm* Come on!
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Q & A with Me and The COD Zombie Crews 2.0
FanfictionMe: 2.0!!:) Everyone: Yes! Richtofen: Let zhe games begin! Me: Ask or dare us anything;) Everyone: 0-0 Me: Yep! Me and Richtofen: ♡Bye♡ ~~~~~ Edit: As of this summer, updates every Friday! ^-^