1. Why are there so many people?
2. Why are there so little people?
3. Okay but my friend was literally just next to me
4. Who is this opening band and why is their guitarist so good looking
5. Movie aside mother fuckers it's time to mosh
6. GET ME OUT OF THIS PIT DEAR JESUS SAVE ME
7. Fuck yeah I'm such a bad ass get on my level
8. I am weak. This is the end.
9. What in the world is that smell
10. Is it weed?
11. No it's the guy in front of me
12. Nah it's totally weed
13. Okay which one of your heavily tattooed white douche bags are vaping?
14. WE GET IT YOU VAPE
15. Okay buy you were literally across the room and ended up next to me
16. Seems fake but okay
17. OKAY BUT NO ONE CARES THAT YOUR BAND "DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT"
18. I am crowd surfing
19. I AM CROWD SURFING
20. HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM CROWD SURF- jk I'm on the ground now
21. Hello sweet floor we meet again
22. Ah the wall of death. Fantastic
23. *with gusto* STARTSMOTHERFUCKINGRIOTNAKJHDFKAJFHKJAHFS
24. I totally just understood those lyrics I'm hardcore
25. *inaudible screams* Ah yes very inspirational lyrics. 10/10
26. *tears running down your face* DARling Y0U'l1 B3 OkAyyyyyyYYYYYyyy!!!!
27. Damn you cute
28. DAMN YOU CUTE
29. DAmN Y0u CuT3333??????!1!!!!1111
30. *sees cute girl* It appears that I'm gay
31. Jk I was always gay
32. *Jenna McDougall breaths* IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY
33. Oli Skyes: MIDDLE FINGERS UP You: *looks around for parents* IF YOU DONT GIVE A *looks one last time* frick
34. Band member: This is our last song You: YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
35. Shit I let the oven on
36. I'm not going to film anything and live in the moment
37. *takes 1100000069000000 pictures*
38. SHIT THE SNAPCHAT FILTER DOESN'T GO WITH THE LIGHTING FUCK YOU JEFF
39. *sees crew member that you vaguely remember* I love you. You are the light of my life. My heart, soul, and body is yours.
40. I wonder how band members defy physics and throw guitar picks
41. I wonder how I defied physics and caught this guitar pick
42. Okay but you are clearly bleeding but you continue to mosh
43. I am clearly bleeding and I am continuing to mosh
44. Who are you and why is your shirt so moist
45. *looks at band members* you're not real
46. *band member blinks* FUCK HE LOOKED AT ME
47. *band member breaths* FUCK HE LOOKED AT ME
48. We are all going to die
49. I dare you to do the leg thing
50. FUCK DONT DO THE LEG THING
51. Dear lord I'm sweaty
52. This venue's temperature is very similar to satans asshole
53. I don't know who you are but I am unintentionally feeling you up. I apologize
54. I hate you
55. I love you
56. I wonder if that tall person will let me sit on their shoulders
57. I would if that tall personal purposely stood right in front of me to ruin my life
58. Where's the merch table?
59. Do I spend all of my money and kidney on a t-shirt orrrrrr???
60. Do I spend all of my money and a kidney to give to the hot merch guy?
61. How in the good lords name did you look in the mirror and decided to wear that?
62. If my friend was still near me I'd ask them how they are
63. *walks out of venue* I see the ice age has begun
64. *turns on phone* *500 new texts from "mom"*
65. That was the best night of my life. Nothing will ever compare to the joy that I felt tonight.
65. *goes to another concert* That was the best night of my life. Nothing will ever compare to the joy that I felt tonight.
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I hope this chapter was funny and entertaining. Thank you to everyone(especially my wifey Ana ily) for all the birthday messages yesterday!!!! Make sure to vote and comment. Comment somethings that you think/say/do at concerts.
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