Firestar: Sparkstream please join me in my den, I need to ask you something.
Sparkstream: *rolls eyes* Does it have to be right now? I'm busy if you haven't noticed. *turns back to her herbs and continues sorting them*
Firestar: NOW SPARKSTREAM!!
Sparkstream: UGH FINE. *pads over to firestar's den*
Sparkstream: *growls* What do you want firestar? I was busy!
Firestar: I need you to tell me what a waffle is.
Sparkstream: Fires-
Firestar: I need to know what a waffle is because Greystripe keeps offering them to me.
Sparkstream: *warning tone in voice* Firesta-
Firestar: TELL ME WHAT A WAFFLE IS NOOOW!!!!
sparkstream: *evil thought but composed* Firestar follow me to the medicine cat den, and I will explain everything. *pads off to the medicine den*
Firestar: OK. Thanks. *follows Sparkstream into the den*
Sparkstream : Here eat these *me death berries in paw*
Firestar: What will they do?
Sparkstream: They will open your mind to the way of waffles.
Firestar: *le derpy look on face* OK.
*eats deathberries and dies instantly*
Sparkstream: LONG LIVE THE KING!! MWAHAHAH! *pads out of den and leap on highrock* ALL CLAN MEMBERS WHO ARE OLD ENOUGH TO EAT WAFFLES COME HERE FOR A CLAN MEETING!
*clan gathers below*
Sparkstream: I have bad news and good news. Which one do you wish to hear first?
Clan: Bad news
Sparkstream: Firestar is dead.
Random Cat: Why?
Sparkstream: I fed him deathberries to rid this waffle loving clan of the dreaded waffle hater!
Clan: YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYY
Sparkstream:And as your new leader, I rename this clan Waffleclan! I, Sparkstream will do my best to avenge WAFFLES!! NOW SAY IT WITH ME, ALL HAIL WAFFLES!
Clan: ALL HAIL WAFFLES
YOU ARE READING
The Randomness That Is Me
Random[Edit][Yes there is a small story in here, and yes I have moved it to its own book. I'm leaving the story in this book because my dear friend Kiya (Yoi's creator) left amazing comments on the chapters. So I'm keeping the story there in honor of her...
