The Randomness That Is Me

out of context quotes (dodgeball)

"Aaannnddd to the right we have Captain Crunch and the Cereal Killers!"

"Annnnnd the Dodge Divas are moving up!"

"WE HAVE THE UNTOUCHABALLS VS THE BALL AMERICANS!"

"Looks like this round is going to be interesting!"

"LETS GOOOOOO! WOOOOO"

"Fuck"

"Darius! Call. Call Cedric."

"Wow what a block!"

"This really IS an intense match!"

"There's only one player left from the Untouchaballs!"

"3 ON 3!"

"There seems to be someone admitting a tie! Now they'll be a tiebreaker."

"Many possible things could be happening."

"This is where it all counts!"

"AND THE UNTOUCHABLES WIN!"

"To my right we have Juice!"

"Both teams ready? Start your engines!"

"All the hard work."

"Wow you don't see that with Juice."

"This is DO OR DIE!"

"And Risky Ballness is ELIMINATED!"

"And we have Fat kids R hard to kidnap on my right!"

"*sharp inhale*"

"Whata play!"

"Fat kids aren't so hard to get out of dodgeball!"

*low-key tapping my foot to My House*

"Down on the court we have Procrastination!"

"And to the other side, we have the Sloths!"

"And the Sloths have been ELIMINATED!"

"This next matchup is the Average Joes vs the Winners!"

"GO AVERAGE JOES!"

"YOU CAN DO THIS MARTINI!"

"Only 3 people left for the Human Targets!"

"Someone tell him 'get rekt!'"

"F*CK YOU don't tell me what to do b*tch!"

"Welcome to the 6th period, 2nd annual dodgeball tournament!"

"To the left, we have the Elusive Butterflies of Love!"

"To the right we have the Amigos!"

"2 minutes remaining!"

"ONLY SECONDS REMAINING!"

"10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1!"

"We need a tiebreaker, we need a tiebreaker!"

"The concession stands are now open again."

*low-key singing Cake By The Ocean*

"To the left we have the Dirty Dodgers!

"To the right we have the Hot Dodgers!"

"And the Dirty Dodgers are moving on!"

*weird beeping noises at the start of a song*

"Three!"

"Can you scoot over?"

"OH GOD!"

"Richie!"

"He messes with me I'll smack his f*cking face in!"

"It doesn't work!"

"LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY!"

"Wooee these guys can jump!"

"Shut the f*ck up I'm about to slap you!"

"Get the f*CK away from her."

"I got you Becca."

"You served it!"

"You missed."

"Motherf*cker!"

"I wanna see you die, to them."

"Why do your glasses say smash or bust?"

"Harris stop sending your fly minions after me, it's annoying."

"I thought he was gonna fall."

"COME ON JOHN!"

*the purge intro music starts playing*

"Come on Patrick."

"Green ball, green ball!"

"Good thing y'all dropped Kyle."

"I want to see that one and that one."

"Ayyye!"

"One? That's two!"

"Like if the guys go for the guys, and barely for the girls."

"Oh! Oh! Outta here!"

"DON'T DO IT, NO!"

"Ooooo~"

*kiss the girl starts playing*

"No!"

"We're watching guys throw balls at each other!"

"Brianna when have I ever listened to you?"

"Look at me in the background."

"Ow b*tch!"

"No, I don't even know you. Who are you? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?"

"Ya I saw you. When I saw you, you had a bag."

"Open your eyes!"

"I call him a Roman and he doesn't listen!"

"Red! Red! Red!"

"You f*cking suck blue team!"

"And Juice has eliminated the Royals!"

"LETS GET READY TO RUUMBBBBLLLEEEEEEE!"

*hoarse screetching*

"4 minutes remaining."

"Yaya!"

"Kids these days bro."

"And in the quarter finals, we have the Dodge Fathers!"

"LETS GO D ROW!"

"HEY TURN IT BACK ON!"

"I hope they're feeling the energy!"

"The winning team goes in to the semi finals!"

"The Dodge Fathers are moving on to the semi finals!"

"To my left, the Polos!"

To my right side, Juice!"

"3 on 3!"

"And Juice is moving on to the semi finals!"