"Why didn't I think of that?"
-Watson
"Because you're an idiot."
~Sherlock
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"Anything you want, for your date to!"
•Restaurant owner
"I'm not his date!"
-Watson
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"I can get you guys a private table, just for you and your date."
•Restaurant owner
"I'm not his date!"
-Watson
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Girlfriend?
-W
Not my area
-S
Boyfriend? And yeah a boyfriend is o-
-W
I know
-S
So, boyfriend?
-W
No
-S
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This way!
-S
*runs the other way*
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No, this way!
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Are you the police?
Yah. Everything ok?
Yeah
Welcome to London
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That's was the most ridiculous thing I've ever done
You invaded Afghanistan
*insane/nervous laughter*
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Drugs? Have you met this guy.
John
Why you could search the whole place and not find anything recreational
John I'd stop talking now
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I'm not your sniffer dog
No, Anderson is my sniffer dog
Anderson what are you doing here on a drug bust?!
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Are these human eyes?!
Put them back!
They were in the microwave.
They're an experiment
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I'm not a pyscopath, I'm a highly intelligent sociopath. Do your research.
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If you were going to die in the next few seconds, what would you say?
Dear God let me live
Use your creativity!
I don't have to
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Shut up everyone, don't move, don't breathe, don't speak! Anderson face the other way, your face putting me off.
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Anderson don't talk out loud, it lowers the IQ of the whole street
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You're the one that's going to die
No I'm not
That's what they all say
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I just caught you a serial killer! More or less
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Are you alright?
Of course I am
You just killed a man
That's true, but he wasn't a very nice man.
A very awful man
And he was a bad cabby
That's true, he was a bad cabby
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This is a crime scene, we can't giggle at a crime seen
You're the one that shot him, not I
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That's how you get your kicks, isn't it? You risk your life to prove you're clever
And why would I do that?
Because you're an idiot
Dinner
Starving
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It never occurred to you for us to be on the same side?
Oddly enough, no.
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Wait who's mummy
Mom, our mom. This is my brother.
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He's your brother?
Of course he's my brother
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Good evening [Gibson]. Try not to start a war before I get home.
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You guessed.
~W
I never guess
~S
Yes you do
~W
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