(A/N I was listening to this song as I wrote this spoof. I think it explains most people. Comment down below what you think. Is this you or not?)
(LEGAL STUFF: I DONT OWN THE NAMES OF THE CHARACTERS, JUST THE PLOT)
Jake: HEY PANDA!!!!
Panda: What do you want Jake?
Jake: GIVE ME STUFF!!!!
Panda: Now why would I do that?
Jake: BECAUSE WE ARE FRIENDS!!!
Panda: *sigh* What do you need, and how much of it do you need?
Jake: GIVE ME 64 OAK WOOD TRUNKS!
Panda: Fine Jake. *turns back on Jake to get the wood from his chest*
Jake: *thinks in head* TROLLOLOLOL I'm gonna steal his gold while his back is turned. 😈
Panda: *turns around with wood* Here yo- PUT DOWN MY BUDDER OR DIE!
Jake: FIGHT ME BRO!
*EPIC BATTLE FOLLOWS, PANDA WINS AND GOES HOME TO MAKE BUDDER CRAP*
THE END
(A/N ok so for all you people out there going "what just happened??" you can't blame me, you signed up for this crap when you opened my book😆)
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The Randomness That Is Me
Random[Edit][Yes there is a small story in here, and yes I have moved it to its own book. I'm leaving the story in this book because my dear friend Kiya (Yoi's creator) left amazing comments on the chapters. So I'm keeping the story there in honor of her...
